Vance Makes Awkward Small Talk With GA Donut Shop Workers: VIDEO

Has he ever ordered a donut in his life?

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@georgetakei
How long have you worked here?
How long has this store been here?
How long has this counter been here?
How long has this light bulb been here?
How long has this street been here?
@georgetakei I keep wondering about his haircut. Is it just me or is it weird?
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@lirror @msglincoln @georgetakei

I'm too old to nail it down exactly, but I'm thinking this is his nod to the whole Boogaloo Boi / 'naughty cop' movement. Hyper masculinity. From a decidedly 'masculine diminished' man.

JD is one weird tool. Personally, I'm glad Trump picked him. We need the most egregious examples of his type, to truly revulse the American people.

@georgetakei I doubt he's ever ordered food in any kind of shop before!
@georgetakei He was never programmed to. Needs an update and reboot.

@georgetakei

Clear difference between you and JD.

JD: I'm JD, vice prez candidate!
Woman: ok

George Takei: I'd like a classic, please
Woman: OMG YOU ARE GEORGE TAKEI WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE GALAXY?

@georgetakei What stands out to me is that this man, who is angling to be president one day, walked into a shop, ostensibly to buy snacks for his entourage, with no discernible plan. He doesn't know how many people he's feeding. He doesn't know what that might suggest about how many donuts to get. He goes with the figure that an aide yells at him.

I bet the interns who usually are sent on this kind of errand are expected to take it more seriously.

Sure, you can minimize this -- it's just a photo-op, he's not really concerned about the donuts. True enough. But that means he didn't make any kind of plan for the photo-op, either. I am more serious about my household grocery shopping than Vance is about running a presidential campaign.

#uspolitics #weird

@georgetakei I agree with your assessment. He wouldn’t want to make his couches jealous. But of course the doughnut hole would be too big. 🍩

@georgetakei

β€œSir please stop talking about how much you miss your couch and just order some goddamn donuts.”

@georgetakei

Looking at JD, I'd have thought that a donut was his holey communion host.

@georgetakei
"One donut, please. No hole, no filling. Do I get fries with that?"

😁

@georgetakei He probably has people for things like that.

@georgetakei

Greetings, fellow human. How goes it.

@georgetakei This guy is almost 10 years younger than me and he has the condescending parental figure nonsense down PAT. I always wanted to punch those fuckers but found myself just pretending to listen so they'll feel stroked and go away. Those kids in the shop handled the situation very well.

Did he leave a tip? That's a lot of stress to throw down on someone for no good reason.

@georgetakei GREETINGS HUMANS. I WISH TO PURCHASE FRIED DOUGH RINGS FOR MY MOUTH HOLE. BEEP BOOP. I WISH TO LORD OVER YOU SOMEDAY. AM I A CONVINCING HUMAN!?!
@georgetakei apparently his only conversation starter is β€œhey how long you been here?”.