Little boy: but the emperor has no clothes!

WaPo Fact Check: in fact within the emperor's closet many clothes can be found, the little boy was telling an untruth, we rate him 5 out of 5 Truth Whoopsies.

@JuliusGoat "syndicated by the New York Times"
@JuliusGoat After being waterboarded repeatedly, the little boy's eyesight improved remarkably.
@JuliusGoat I cancelled my subscription so I don't know what they did this time.