So far today, Day 14 of #CovidJail, I have watched two #movies.

That is to say, I watched one all the way through.
The second, I gave up on one hour in.

The one I finished was #BlackBox with Mamoudou Athie and Phylicia Rashad. It was fine. I guessed the twist the first time Athie's character experienced a jarring memory. The rest of the storyline was wholly predictable. Athie's acting and Amanda Christine's were the only part I can say I enjoyed. Rashad as a mad scientist was fine.

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The second movie was #Foe with Saiorse Ronan. Frankly, I kept waiting for something to happen. At the 59 minute mark, when nothing had happened to get me emotionally invested with the characters, I paused and went looking for a synopsis.

The amount of story they had, they could've wrapped that up in 30 minutes. No reason to stretch it nearly 2 hours. *yawn*

I haven't seen #StarshipTroopers since before it earned cult status, so I'ma try that next. 🤞

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Okay, #StarshipTroopers, your first 3 minutes are already more hilarious than I remembered.

When I saw this in theaters 27 (!?!!!?!?! wtf) years ago, I was still very much a Heinlein fan and expecting it to be just like the novel. Thus, I despised the movie.

That was definitely about fifty Courtneys ago. 😆

RICO! RICO!

Rico, pay attention, you dork. Jester's talking to you.

#JestersDead

"I doubt anyone here would recognize civic virtue if it reached up and bit you in the ass."

That seems like a useful quote for diverse situations. 🤣

#StarshipTroopers

Doogie Howser!?!!???!?

#StarshipTroopers

@courtcan Doogie as Gestapo Mind Control Officer was the casting choice of the decade.
@Geoffberner This movie is delightfully unhinged. 😆
@courtcan So unhinged. It doesn't feel like the people in the movie, or even the people making it, know it's a satire? And somehow that makes it a more effective satire? Except Harris. He seems to maybe be the only one who knows. Which makes it even more warped.
@Geoffberner Oh, when I read the book 30 years ago, I was clueless enough to have no idea any of it was satire. 😆
@courtcan @Geoffberner Here's the thing, I don't recall the book being satire either, and I don't think it was. Heinlein dabbled with militarism, crypto-fascism, or whatever you want to call it. Paul Verhoeven, on the other hand, deliberately undermined the political themes of the novel when making the movie. 😎

@ColesStreetPothole @Geoffberner Yeah, I can see that now. Agree with you on Heinlein -- that's one reason I quit reading him. That and his depictions of women.

But I was still a fan in '97, so when the movie didn't line up with the book, I was disappoint. Verhoeven really made it what it needed to be, and what our culture needed it to be. But there were too many people back then like me who didn't get it.

@courtcan @Geoffberner I'm a bit older, and so there was a lot more time before teen me reading Heinlein and adult me watching Verhoeven. I didn't understand the world as much when I was a teen (surprise!) to be upset with Heinlein, but by the time adult me watched the movie, I knew enough to know the movie was more my speed than the book. 🙂 And Verhoeven deliberately put women in the military to fuck with Heinlein's misogyny. 😂
@ColesStreetPothole @Geoffberner Women an minorities all over the place! You love to see it. 😁🤘🖖
@courtcan @Geoffberner And equal! 😁 The first time I saw that shower scene, I lost my shit. 😂 Camaraderie instead of sexualized nudity? What is happening here? It stunned me. In a good way. 🙂