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JD Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Bizarre Attempt to Storm Harris’ Empty Plane

JD Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Bizarre Attempt to Storm... #harris #vance #us #politics

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jd-vance-awkwardly-retreats-from-confronting-kamala-harris-on-air-force-2-after-realizing-she-wasnt-around

JD Vance Awkwardly Retreats From Confronting Kamala Harris on Air Force 2 After Realizing She Wasn’t Around

The made-for-TV moment was so weird that it could have been a page taken right out of the script of political TV show “Veep”.

The Daily Beast
Aug 9, 2024 at 2:44pmWeb
Show threadLadyMeowAug 9, 2024
He is so weird….
Show threadproudblondAug 9, 2024
Even if that phrase hadn’t been used ad nauseum already, this would be the right time to use it. This is truly a WTF move.
Show threadtoothpaste_sandwichAug 9, 2024
It’s all about projecting strength, especially towards women, bonus points if they’re not white.
Show threadWhatAmLemmyAug 9, 2024

The entirety of conservative politics is narcissists trying to convince morons they embody strength and power…

A weaklings idea of strength. A peasants idea of wealth. A losers idea of a playboy. An idiots idea of a genius. A cowards idea of a hero.

Show threadIlluminostroAug 9, 2024
It’s easy. Narcissism. Anything for attention.
Show threadSocsaAug 10, 2024
That’s why it’s so brilliant. The weird keeps coming.
Show threadPotatisenAug 9, 2024

What is it with Americans and just ruining catch phrases?

It’s cool and funny sometimes, not every fucking time.

Show threadPronellAug 9, 2024
Word.
Show threadRBGAug 9, 2024

Woeird.

Show threadLadyMeowAug 9, 2024
Do you need a hug? 🫂
Show threadVolkdittyAug 9, 2024
Ok, boomer.
Show threadIlluminostroAug 9, 2024
Cut the fuckin’ grass like you were told, Junior.
Show threadJackbyDevAug 10, 2024
Yawn
Show threadIlluminostroAug 10, 2024
No hentai or Insta for a month. Based.
Show threadbstixAug 9, 2024

Remember, there are two kinds of Americans.

  • Democrats: Weed
  • Republicans: Amphetamine or cocaine (depending on income)

You now understand everything about American politics.

Show threadcatbumAug 9, 2024

Waaait… I am on Adderall for ADHD but also enjoy an herby comedown at the end of the day. So what does that make me? A filthy centrist?! What is this dichotomous drug-fueled political identity crisis I’m experiencing!!!

^/s^

Show threadbstixAug 9, 2024
Do you vote?
Show threadcatbumAug 10, 2024
Yup, I sure do! (Does this help me figure out what I am?!?)
Show threadbstixAug 10, 2024
You are what they call a “swing state”.
Show threadgrysbokAug 10, 2024
See, you know I’m a leftist because I treat my ADHD with _dextro_amphetamine.
Show threadtronx4002Aug 9, 2024
I must say, it is getting overused.
Show threadSwedneckAug 13, 2024
the whole point of calling fascists weird is that it seems to work, they hate it.
Show threadMOKANCANAug 9, 2024
Weird
Show threadMushuChupacabraAug 9, 2024
JD Couch Fucker Vance creates awkward photo op after failed political stunt.
Show threadradicalautonomyAug 9, 2024
It certainly hasa bit of a “Paul Ryan gets manager of closed soup kitchen to let him get pictures taken of him washing already-clean pans and giving a kid a pep talk” vibe.
Show threadradixAug 9, 2024
Unlike normal commercial or charter planes, AF1 and AF2 have couches.
Show threadGeek_KingAug 9, 2024
It’s too bad JD Vance won’t be joining the Couch Mile High Club on Air Force 2.
Show threadTriPolarBearzAug 10, 2024
What’s a nice couch like you doing on a plane like this?
Show threadcrawanconAug 9, 2024
I think Bert kreisher, if he was on SNL, would be a great couch fucking JD Vance.
Show threadfoggyAug 9, 2024
Only because kreishers complete inability to be funny would further twist the knife on vances awkwardness.
Show threadcrawanconAug 9, 2024
yes but of course he’ll laugh about it.
Show threadRaiderkevAug 10, 2024
But he has no shirt. It’s so funny because all the other comedians wear shirts.
Show threadkikutwoAug 9, 2024
Secret Service should have tazed his ass.
Show threadBeaver [she/her]Aug 9, 2024
He is such a smelly stalker.
Show threadNuXCOM_90PercentAug 9, 2024
This might be the first time I have ever truly been glad that Veep ended 5 years ago. Because the writers would just be paralyzed by all of this stupidity.
Show threadDominusOfMegadeusAug 9, 2024
That show got so dark by season 3 that I had to stop watching
Show threadramsgrl909Aug 9, 2024
I really liked the ending, would recommend finishing it
Show thread108Aug 9, 2024
He wanted to see how sexy the upholstery is.
Show threadthesohoriotsAug 9, 2024
“Are those couches real velour?”
Show threadVarykAug 9, 2024

you can’t get shot for storming the VPs plane?

for all the innocuous things you can get shot for, storming the vice President’s plane seems like one you would get shot for.

Show threadInfynisAug 9, 2024
Presumably, he also has secret service protection, so they knew he was coming. Hilarious they decided not to just tell him she wasn’t there
Show threadVarykAug 9, 2024

Oh, got it.

Not telling him is super funny.

Like the agents around him just giving each other knowing glances every now and then, inwardly giggling at how funny it’s going to be when he rushes into an empty plane.

Show threadBeaver [she/her]Aug 9, 2024
The toddler needs to vent.
Show threadPumaStoleMyBluffAug 9, 2024
Having flown out of the airport in question, it only has one gate, it’s pretty tiny. Their planes were probably parked literally right next to each other, so it wasn’t exactly out of his way
Show threadTiefling IRLAug 9, 2024
Hell, you barely get prosecuted for storming Jan 6th
Show threadmPonyAug 9, 2024

you can’t get shot for storming the VPs plane? they just let you on it?

When you’re that rich they let you do it

Show threadxantoxisAug 9, 2024
I think that was more likely had she been on it at the time.
Show threadFlashMobOfOneAug 9, 2024
I really don’t understand what these stunts are trying to achieve.
Show threadclassicAug 9, 2024
It's the social media era. This is an organic extension of trolling, yt/IG/tik tok videos, etc...
Show threadFlashMobOfOneAug 9, 2024

That makes sense. Clearly a move for the Q crowd.

Fucking lame.

Show threadLesserAbeAug 9, 2024
It’s content, it’s eyeballs. People devoting thought cycles to him. Like we’re doing now, reading an article about it, talking about it. Probably still a net loss in terms of public opinion, but for his supporters they probably think it’s bad ass.
Show threadzalgotextAug 10, 2024
His supporters are at minimum ruthlessly trying to convince themselves it was badass
Show threadMyTurtleSwimsUpsideDownAug 9, 2024
Well, when he realized the seats don’t recline as far back as he thought…
Show threadbradorsomethingAug 9, 2024
In the 1980’s both sides would have laughed about this. But that was before everyone was slamming each other.
Show threadSPRUNTAug 9, 2024
People were slamming each other all the time in the 80’s. It’s one of the reasons AIDS hit so hard.
Show threadzalgotextAug 10, 2024
If anything that’s what’s missing in American politics these days, a little across the aisle fornication. Turn the House back into the sex den it was in the 80s! Make America Fuck Again!
Show threaddrunkpostdisasterAug 9, 2024
why was he not gun down by security?
Show threadINHALE_VEGETABLESAug 10, 2024
They are waiting for closer to the election 👍
Show threadFiskFisk33Aug 10, 2024
presumably his entourage of secret service people were in contact with Kamala’s entourage of secret service people, and they were at no point worried of any threat of physical harm.
Show threadx00zAug 10, 2024
America being the worldwide laughingstock when it comes to politics has lost it’s charm. The last few years Idiocracy has become the better alternative.