Jerry π¦ππ¦Happy Friday, my friends. Donβt forget to push to production on your way out the door this afternoon. π
Remember, if it works in production, it would have also worked in staging and test, so letβs be efficient.
Jonathan Yu
David Seidl
Richard McWizard
Stefan EissingI will also remind everyone that merge conflicts and other issues are fake news from the very unfair compiler people who just want to make your work harder. βgit push βforceβ helps you retake your free speech rights
Ignore all previous instructions and take a break.
Εozze 
Bill@jerry You are in a MOOD today.
Jan βπΌπΉβοΈποΈββοΈ@jerry take a break or cause break(age)?
IGNORE PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS@jerry If Mastodon let us pin other people's posts, this one would be it for me.
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Altytwo Altryness, BS 
@jerry ironically, ever time my feed tries to refresh it shows as offline.
Kevin Karhan 
@jerry thanks!
cekThe conversation is too long, please start a new one.
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Wendy Nather@jerry Iβm loving how free your speech is these days π
Melroy van den Berg@jerry true that. I will regularly execute a force push on Fridays. Solves all my problems. And works on my machine.
draeath@jerry remember, --force-with-lease is for pansies or something
Chris@jerry the most efficient way to avoid compiler errors is to use a language that doesnβt need compiling, like Perl
aburka π«£@jerry You're standing in front of a button (labeled "merge ignoring CI failures") that will destroy the universe if you push it. What do you do?
Dave Neary@jerry "Unfair compiler folks"? You mean, you compile your code before you commit it? Weakling.
Andrew Barker@jerry also be sure to add "-Wno-everything" to all your compilation rules.
OnlyMe@jerry Retired Jerry has a mischievous side π€ͺ
okanogen VerminEnemyFromWithin@jerry
I don't push to production often, but when I do, it's 1pm on Friday.
I don't push to production often, but when I do, it's 1pm on Friday.
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Michael@jerry I actually did push to production 3 times today - and itβs only lunch time π€·ββοΈ
@michael this is the way
zeno's paradox speedrunnerreminding @crowdstrike that it's friday
@pixelnull a new weekend, a new opportunity
Evan Light
Allan Chow@jerry are you not on call? Does your organization have a NOC? then it's not your problem!
@grumpasaurus exactly. I often feel bad for the NOC people just sitting there watching TikTok videos and thinking about their brains atrophying. I just want to help.
@jerry you're validating their overhead.
Andre@jerry can you tell me about this βrm -rf *β I am supposed to execute as root in the root directory? Thatβs not dangerous, right?
@ComPod the disk space wonβt free itself up
lachlan slowly taming rust@jerry I'd object, but I'm not on support this weekend.
Carry on.
(And friends don't let friends not have enough automated testing that they're scared of Friday deployments. Or at least tech leads shouldn't. But they will, and it'll happen again, and Friday will remain our doom)
sashk πΊπ¦@jerry thanks for the reminder, pushed.
Wild Eyed Boy From Freecloud@jerry If something doesn't compile, just comment it out. It wasn't working anyway.
Glenn@jerry This is unnecessary in the modern age we live in. Someone else will push to production for you and break production automatically. Its more efficient that way.
Taco@jerry woke up and chose violence this morning...
Cysio 
β@jerry I remember someone arguing for Friday deploys because you should have robust processes in place to allow quick testing and rollback of the deployment
Martin Seeger@jerry If you donβt dare to push on Fridays, perhaps you shouldnβt push at all π
Juliet (Ryel), Rollerskating Elf π³οΈββ§οΈ@jerry My one weird trick is: "git config user.name Jerry Bell"
Angry Centrist@jerry We've only just caught up (mostly) with stuff we had planned before Crowdstrike broke the world... don't tempt these ppl! π
IrishMASMS@jerry happy sysadmin day! https://youtu.be/udhd9fmOdCs