come to me my horny wife
are you nasty
this will not work
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the hays code
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ikea
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your body's that box
canary
the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
magneto
orpheus and eurydice
from a yaoi
can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
it's gonna be may
whistleblowers
drake-kendrick beef
beastie boys
skeletor
john
the womb installation worked
darth maul
darmok and jalad at tanagra moment
ramifications
green parrots
medieval backstreet boys
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god save the quing
car/owner bond
school gymnastics: a tragicomedy
an npc in one of his nightmares
pet play
xoskeleton
it wasn't me
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outknit saddam
two jerk tony
lethal the soul snatcher
august
watching lord of the rings for the first time
two thousand and twenty four
sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
good advice, probably
elon musk and grimes
shoplifter role play blog
@stavvers Very funny now I just have to inform you I opened this thread in need for context after reading your message and tried getting back to the first post, I was 16 then and am now retired, I never got to the first post
@Ragon2 @stavvers I'm not even sure what's going on...I'm trying to scroll up but my scroll bar is hardly moving  
@OctaviaConAmore @stavvers Nooo do not waste your time, go on another adventure and live your own life, this task cannot be completed
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@gabboman What is his black magic
@stavvers Musk and Grime? What we really need is Mr. Clean
@stavvers i lost a whole hour re-reading this thread 🤦‍♀️
@stavvers I read about a guy on a train talking real loud on his cellphone to his wife. Finally a woman nearby leaned close and said "Sweetheart, come back to bed."
@stavvers
My brother in law yell-talks into his phone daily and is upset that he has no privacy. He's so loud he can be heard outside the house.

@stavvers so the web site was DOA the last time I looked, but the PDF is on archive.org iirc

Join SHHH - society for handheld hushing

https://www.engadget.com/2004-12-09-help-people-on-cellphones-to-shut-up-already.html

https://www.cnet.com/culture/a-new-weapon-against-cell-yell/

Yes, I always have a few in my wallet for suitable occasions.

Help people on cellphones to shut up already

This is so long overdue it's crazy. The Society for HandHeld Hushing, aka Coudal.com, made up this PDF with special notes you can print and hand out to...

Engadget
@stavvers This is all because Apple removed a headphone jack from their devices. /hj
@stavvers that kid is going to have a healthy diet and high therapy bills

@stavvers I'm just hear for the dropped packer stories.

I had one fall down my trouser legs while cycling in Holland....

@stavvers What... what is a packer
@apicultor @stavvers my guess is it's something you put on your crotch if you have dysphoria about your bottom to make it look like there's something there. a transmasc thing.
Feel like i've heard about them before
@stavvers Honestly a good question, I think the Finns just should refuse.
@Mabande @stavvers I had no choice...
🙄
@kallekn @stavvers I feel your pain, but you can still break free from the morpheme stacking and grammatical cases – there's just to many!
@stavvers omg no way this is exactly why I learned dutch, small world tbh
@stavvers Same with German, knowing äöüß makes it much easier to fill out your Einkommensteuervorauszahlungsformularvordruck
@stavvers reminds me of a joke: The six-year-old sits at dinner, grumpily speaking their first words ever: "Soup's cold." The family is thrilled: "OMG so you *can* talk? Why didn't you all the time??" - "Nothing to talk about."
@stavvers someone from Lower Bavaria once told this story to illustrate a certain tight-lipped grumpyness in their folk, so of course everybody actually speaks Bavarian. I guess if you can imagine that it will certainly add some flavour!
@stavvers what a coincidence, I learned it for the same reason
@stavvers for Jews it's just the Golem for the Goyim.
@stavvers And 'Sparkling Homunculus' is a great band name
@stavvers Why I'm never leaving Tumblr chapters MMMDCCLV - MMMDCCLVIII.
@stavvers New burlesque performer name just dropped.
@stavvers oh my god we finally achieved the dream, we’re living in a minor Philip K. Dick novel
@stavvers If this banner is flashing then you've won a free Saddam
@stavvers True fact: Even though the text explicitly says that it's talking about an ad, it took me like two minutes to even notice that there was a banner there, let alone realize that it was relevant to the text.
@stavvers why knitting? Did he take up knitting in prison or something
@stavvers I can't live up to these unrealistic beauty standards

@stavvers

Die Seite stuft ein altes Bild von mir vor Transition (MTF) als 97% weiblich ein, wahrscheinlich weil ich ein rosa Hemd anhatte und Blumen im Hintergrud waren.

Finde interessant, wie die AI so etwas auswertet.

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canary
the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
magneto
orpheus and eurydice
from a yaoi
can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
it's gonna be may
whistleblowers
drake-kendrick beef
beastie boys
skeletor
john
the womb installation worked
darth maul
darmok and jalad at tanagra moment
ramifications
green parrots

@stavvers Something like 40 years ago a science fiction magazine sponsored a poetry contest based on this format (with the added requirement that the second line had to be a person's name), and unfortunately for me, one of the winning submissions is permanently stuck in my head. Author unremembered, I wish I could credit them.

Higgledy-piggledy
Herr Werner Heisenberg
pleaded: Your Honor,
it just isn't fair.

That I was speeding is
Unascertainable,
Or, if it is, then I
Can't have been there.

@stavvers @Aminorjourney May wish to comment 😂
@christineburns @stavvers I will reply from @Aminorjourney (or possibly @QueenieDeerhart )
No comment dears, but I will say I prefer a steam ship, so I'm good. (Although, the soot gets in one's fur a little). @christineburns @stavvers
@stavvers most likely E. But I can wait for the next release of an operating system without stalker-ware.
@stavvers the entire Internet stops working?
@stavvers F without a doubt, but American should be replaced with worldwide
@stavvers theres a lot more military in that post than I expected
@stavvers shaka, when the walls fell
@stavvers I'm feeling like darmok and jalad at tanagra reading this post

The devil is in the details.

And it's curious how many commentaries on the EP vote don't want you to look at the details.

@stavvers HA! it was talking to a tech guy who made a similar reference from that episode and he was SHOCKED that i knew what he was saying and we laughed and laughed

Shaka, when the walls fell…

@stavvers
I can't believe it's illegal to kidnap people and have them watch this one and make them tell you how good it is
@stavvers Still one of the greatest Star Trek episodes of all time!
@stavvers Did you turn it into a Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel moment?
@stavvers Picard, his hand to his forehead
@stavvers “Yo dawg, I heard you like Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra, so I put your language’s primary unit of meaning, an idiom, into this meme, so you could reel in the circularity of the references while I further obfuscate my original point.”
@stavvers @nightjar Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the womb.
@jsr fuck without rhythm and you won't impregnate the womb
@stavvers calling yourself "chaumas" is a bit of a mile marker on that journey

@stavvers

It's a page out of Putin's playbook.

@stavvers eat it COLD

As COLD as my HEART

@stavvers I think I could use True Resurrection, pls. I just don't have 50K in diamonds.
@stavvers
"x-men: first class" was a shit movie, but i like the part where magneto is about to fry some (u.s. military) soldiers, and young charles goes, "they were only following orders!" and then just shut the fuck up because he realizes he absolutely cannot win the argument after he blurted that line out
@saddestrobots yeah, that film was garbage but it legit had its tiny moments of Getting It