Mastodawn

An old favorite, "OK doomscrolling is bad but have you SEEN the quality of the doom this week?".

@bert_hubert Captain, it is Monday.

@bert_hubert doom now with AI support for an even more immersive doom experience

Actually, it is not that bad here.

@bert_hubert didn't even have to scroll to see the doom.

@bert_hubert @lisamelton It’s only doom if it comes from the Doomagne region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling despair

@bert_hubert I have become numb to the doom. Bring it.

@bert_hubert only if it is coming from mnt doom in Mordor, otherwise it is just sparkling injustice

@bert_hubert
following @scream has really helped me this week, making the timeline more realistic.

@bert_hubert I haven’t, I’ve got the last name of that american idiot on mute.

@bert_hubert It’s a superb vintage.

Make you wanna smack your lips and start talking like a Cajun for no defensible reason

@bert_hubert lmao spot ON