Wow, the one critical review (the other was over the top enthusiastic) of our latest grant proposal beats everything I have seen in 25 years of grant writing:
1. Already the summary of our proposal is not even close
2. Proposes experiments that are already in the grant
3. Criticizes experiments we don't propose
4. States that we lack expertise (which we have) for the experiments we did not propose
5. Knows the results of our research even before the experiments are funded

#neuroscience #grants

@brembs I hope you are allowed a rebuttal before final decision!

@lgatto

We only get them after the final decision. I'll just re-submit the exact same grant with a rebuttal, then they'll dismiss both previous reviews and it starts again (usually a 6 month turn-around time).

@brembs sorry to hear that. 🤞for the next round.

@brembs @lgatto

What a miserable waste of time. Sorry to hear.

@sennoma @lgatto

The waste of time is the worst part, not for me, but for my co-applicant: she is a first time applicant who started the tenure clock with a child right after Covid, so her timeline is already precarious as it is.