Satori ❄️ 
1/? Interviews are underway today for a new Faculty member. -Skye 💕 #NewHire #SkyeLove #ThirringInstitute
2/? Ah, excuse me, Professor Skye? I believe I’m in next in line to be interviewed for your esteemed institute’s new professor position…
3/? *Studies laptop screen and looks up* Yes, hello, I’ve been expecting you… Please tell me a little about yourself… #NewHire #ThirringInstitute
4/? *Sits up straight* Why yes, I am a humble bun from the Humane Society who also experienced a failed adoption.
I trained at MIT. My thesis was on Quantum correlations in moire structured nonlinear matter. I also work with energy in esoteric, unconventional (occasionally mystical) ways, and hold a black belt in Bun Shui.
I believe I would be an asset to your organization.
5/? [Later in interview, after many condensed matter physics questions]
I’ve had many names - none of which are known. 😔 I come to you reborn as Sitara ✨ (said Sitahra), Sanskrit for morning star. I am a bright light amidst darkness. 😏 I celebrate the potential of each morning with fire! I would be honoured to have a new beginning at Thirring!
(Other assets: I’ve been spayed so you don’t have to worry about office romances… 🤭 and I am GREAT at multitasking… here, let me demonstrate...)
6/? You have made a compelling case for yourself indeed, Sitara. We have been seeking a condensed matter physics professor such as yourself for some time at Thirring to take our research to the next level.
I believe you will make a great asset to our distinguished team. I am willing to make you an offer and we can work out the details of your office space, training (mandatory SkyeSlam 101 course, etc), shifts for administrating Mastodon, etc. later… -Professor Skye 💕#NewHire #ThirringInstitute
Julia@Satori Hello, Sitara! 🐰 ✨
@jtheseamstress Hallo friend! Nosebumps to you 🥰❤️🐰
Fishy@Satori congrats on your new position Sitara! You’ve got an impressive CV / resume already. Can’t wait to see what you’ll do on the team!
@trtmn Thank you ☺️💙
littlemiao 
@Satori Wow, welcome 🥰🥰! You are a distinguished bunny with impressive levels of ear floof.
@littlemiao Aw thank you, dear friend! EveryBunny has helped me feel so at home and welcome☺️💞💞!
La Maison des Chons 💪🦀@Satori What what what what what ! A new prof. in the thirring institut ! You look ✨WONDERFUL✨ Sitara! You've found a wonderful new home and we are impatient to look at your new adventures!
@_lamaisondeschons Thank you so much, dear friend 🥰❤️❤️❤️. I’m so happy to have a third chance here after being an adoption fail ❤️❤️❤️!
Andy@Satori welcome, Sitara! I know you and Skye will be off on adventures together through the wormholes any day now! And two rabbits = twice the apple slices, right?
@thegreatrabbit Of course! 😉! I’m really keen on these dried apple slices they keep around here 😋.❤️
TuftyPiggies@Satori this is such exciting news! Congratulations on your appointment!
You’ve found yourself the most wonderful new home imaginable. 💕💕💕💕💕
@TuftyPiggies Thank you so much! 🥰 I’m just so happy in my new furever home! 🥰 I’ve been so happy and flopping a lot ❤️❤️❤️.
CurtAdams
Picasso 
@Satori What a beautiful name! Welcome, Sitara!
@Byronrabbit Thank you so much 🥰❤️❤️❤️! I’m so happy to be here, I’ve already flopped a few times!
@Satori Oh, how exciting!!! One shouldn't comment on physical attributes in an interview, but you're so darn cute 😘
undead enby of the apocalypse@Satori omg, this narrow white line dividing the dark spots on the face! That’s such a cool fur pattern!!
Judy Olo 🚫⚠️kakistocracy🌊@Satori
Oh! She's a real CUTIE!!! Skye is making an excellent choice. Let's see how the snac sharing goes. Blueberries FOR ALL !! 💘🫐🫐🫐👏👏👏
Oh! She's a real CUTIE!!! Skye is making an excellent choice. Let's see how the snac sharing goes. Blueberries FOR ALL !! 💘🫐🫐🫐👏👏👏
@JudyOlo 😆 Absolutely! We have more than enough to share ❤️. I’m finding preparing salads for two isn’t much harder than one! How are you finding having two kitties?💕
GrumpyBun@Satori Welcome, beautiful Sitara! Congrats to all at Thirring!
@GrumpyBun Thank you so much! 🥰 We’ve not yet outnumbered th humans like you… yet… but we are working on it… 
@Satori I'm on the edge of my seat!
(Skye too, from the looks of it.)
Josh@Satori Oh gosh this is unbearably cute 😄 Is that a tiny bun-sized laptop I see there?
@krnlg 😆 Your eyes do not deceive you!
@Satori Skye, not only are you an award-winning scientist, your taste in art is lovely, too (and on brand for your career)
re: blue "bowl" in the back
@trtmn Why thank you, that is one of the finer pieces in my art collection! 😌
Alfie🤎 And Pip🩶@Satori how exciting, a new assistant/furiend to meet. We love your punky hairdo. Can't wait to get to know you, Sitara 
@PetalthePeeg Awww thank you, dear frens! 🥰 BunMum says at certain angles I have a very peegy look about me. My cheeks are pointy like a guinea she once had, too! 🤭💞
AVL_5@Satori OMG did you get a new bunny? 🐇🐰
@Satori omg a friend for Skye?! That’s so nice I’m so happy!! I hope they get along well!!
@Satori Ooh, I hope they pass the interview!