2/? Ah, excuse me, Professor Skye? I believe I’m in next in line to be interviewed for your esteemed institute’s new professor position…

#NewHire #ThirringInstitute

4/? *Sits up straight* Why yes, I am a humble bun from the Humane Society who also experienced a failed adoption.

I trained at MIT. My thesis was on Quantum correlations in moire structured nonlinear matter. I also work with energy in esoteric, unconventional (occasionally mystical) ways, and hold a black belt in Bun Shui.

I believe I would be an asset to your organization.

#NewHire #ThirringInstitute

5/? [Later in interview, after many condensed matter physics questions]

I’ve had many names - none of which are known. 😔 I come to you reborn as Sitara ✨ (said Sitahra), Sanskrit for morning star. I am a bright light amidst darkness. 😏 I celebrate the potential of each morning with fire! I would be honoured to have a new beginning at Thirring!

(Other assets: I’ve been spayed so you don’t have to worry about office romances… 🤭 and I am GREAT at multitasking… here, let me demonstrate...)

6/? You have made a compelling case for yourself indeed, Sitara. We have been seeking a condensed matter physics professor such as yourself for some time at Thirring to take our research to the next level.

I believe you will make a great asset to our distinguished team. I am willing to make you an offer and we can work out the details of your office space, training (mandatory SkyeSlam 101 course, etc), shifts for administrating Mastodon, etc. later… -Professor Skye 💕#NewHire #ThirringInstitute