Satori ❄️ 
1/? Interviews are underway today for a new Faculty member. -Skye 💕 #NewHire #SkyeLove #ThirringInstitute
2/? Ah, excuse me, Professor Skye? I believe I’m in next in line to be interviewed for your esteemed institute’s new professor position…
3/? *Studies laptop screen and looks up* Yes, hello, I’ve been expecting you… Please tell me a little about yourself… #NewHire #ThirringInstitute
4/? *Sits up straight* Why yes, I am a humble bun from the Humane Society who also experienced a failed adoption.
I trained at MIT. My thesis was on Quantum correlations in moire structured nonlinear matter. I also work with energy in esoteric, unconventional (occasionally mystical) ways, and hold a black belt in Bun Shui.
I believe I would be an asset to your organization.
Picasso 