It is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock.
@pluralistic second time this week I heard that expression. First time was my friend quoting Ichiro's remark in an interview. Before this week I've never heard it haha.

@srgower @pluralistic We were more glib when I used to live in Houston: 1.5 seasons: summer and "summer will be right back".

British Embassy used to give hardship pay for Houston (and a few other beastly hot places). Yup, beastly.

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It is as hot as a wrestler's crotch.

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I might have to attach a thermocouple to a wrestler's crotch just to check.

@dogfox @pluralistic That's remarkably disturbing imagery...
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And you know this how?
@pluralistic its hotter than two sumo wrestlers friction welding their armpits together in a sauna
@pluralistic We had a bit of a heatwave in UK recently, and I heard "I'm sweating like a glassblower's arse!" :-)
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Man, that is hot: they have an OnlyFans?
@pluralistic the air outside feels like dog breath.