pokateo maps 🥔🗺️babe are you ok you’ve barely touched your dashboard you specifically asked me to spend a week building
Michal Migurski 🍉@pokateo ouch
Hank Rankler@pokateo I laughed that pain-laugh that's almost a scream.
David Fox@pokateo Big mood
Quinn Comendant@pokateo LOOOOL 😭
[HANDMAIDEN] xan@pokateo i feel this as real and sharply in my bones as my hatred for what i am become: a YAML engineer
keith@pokateo "can you email a link to the dashboard every week so i can look at it?"
HD@pokateo Dashboard? here's a badly cropped screenshot of it, pasted in a powerpoint presentation, saved as greyscale PDF, and emailed to the executive team.
John Layt@pokateo My life, right now...
DoubleBlind@pokateo OOF too real...
Patrick Heller@pokateo "we build a super cool dashboard for you! Customer: can I have an Excel export?"
Serenus@hellpat and this is why half the time I just build the dashboard out in excel in the first place
Ben Zanin@pokateo I would like you to know that six people on a group chat reacted instantly with various expressions of intense dismay upon seeing this post
Well played
Brian Bucklew
Ariadne Conill 🐰
@pokateo yep. this is basically enterprise software in a nutshell. those dashboards aren't for the engineers, they're for the investors who want to see blinking lights, basically.
aura-deprecated@ariadne @pokateo wow, search results for “canonical computer music” are even less helpful than I expected, I’m remembering it from a video of a talk (maybe a TED talk) about computer-generated music where the presenter used that phrase to describe what sounded like the sound of computing in old sci-fi movies
@Dwarf :borg_logo:@pokateo this is a personal attack lmfao stop looking at my sprint board
Irenes (many)@pokateo tooooooo real
@pokateo my only solace is the frequency with which I can answer questions with “have you checked the dashboard?”
⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe@pokateo My bosses won't like that you said that…