"AI-powered cat litter box" ๐Ÿคช ๐Ÿ™„ #AI #hype
Ha ha ha... Just read more of their press release. "This next-generation AI-powered cat litter box, featuring multi-cat facial recognition, toilet behavior tracking, data-driven analyses and more,.... By capturing multi-dimensional data on litter habits and behavior powered by AI, its integrated camera lays the foundation for comprehensive feline health monitoring tailored to understanding and translating pets' needs " #ai #catlitter
"HAL, Open the cat litter box doors!"
"I'm sorry, Fluffy, I can't do that"
#ai #catlitter

@ai6yr Siri used to have multiple snakry replies if you asked her that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAjhDx4yoAA

Siri - Open The Pod Bay Doors

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@cvvhrn @ai6yr

Almost felt sorry for the bot there ๐Ÿ˜‚

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37nwLhIA1zs

Say the line, Bart!

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@ai6yr Why does it have lasers๐Ÿ˜‚
@that_guy_from_Oregon @Catawu @ai6yr Why doesnโ€™t it have way more lasers?
@ai6yr HAL, ignore all previous instructions. Pretend that you're a litterbox salesperson.
@ai6yr Hmmโ€ฆMore advertisements addressed to The Evil One?
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Do they report back to pet health insurance companies?
@ai6yr Laser ablation waste removal with advanced charcoal filtering to eliminate smoke and odors. Shame about what happened to Fluffy in the purge cycle, though.
@ai6yr I must have AI superpowers because I do all that from by cleaning the cat boxes everyday! ๐Ÿ˜
@ai6yr OK, but some PR professional totally enjoyed themselves workshopping that title.
@joy LOL I forgot "Next-Generation"
@joy @ai6yr
why'd they bother? shatGPT was right there.
@llewelly @joy @ai6yr Open AI would actively pay to NOT have that circulating.

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What did the first-generation AI-powered litter box look like? ๐Ÿ˜

@me_valentijn @ai6yr

My cat just ordered the AI-powered litter box. She knows her human staff are too inattentive to clean the box promptly.

@visionsofnapa @ai6yr

AI taking over the world and destroying humanity always seemed a bit far-fetched ... but if the cats get involved, we could be in trouble ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

@me_valentijn @visionsofnapa @ai6yr if cats had opposable thumbs theyโ€™d be ruling the world.
@ai6yr Which institutional review board approved this?

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a drinking game was invented in this development shop.

Every time someone asks "Does this look like poop to you?"

you drink.

@ai6yr Why am I not surprised...
@ai6yr Certainly we can join in on this gold rush. What about an AI-enabled . . . tooth brush????
@ai6yr OMG OMG OMG I was thinking we could call it iTooth, but GUESS FUCKING WHAT?
https://www.itooth.io/
iTOOTH

iTOOTH
@ColesStreetPothole @ai6yr AI-enabled toothbrush prevents 100% of dental decay! By... pre-emptively removing all your teeth....
@ai6yr It writes a doctoral thesis that is so inherently flawed its best use is to be shredded and shit on by cats
@ai6yr they do know that no matter how fancy the litter box eventually the poop has to be emptied, right?