There's no drum to put the clothes in. This is a rookie mistake, Samsung.
I promised my roommates I wouldn't run Doom on it, but here's an idea:
The dryer has a moisture sensor, right? So it can tell how long it takes to dry a given set of clothes...
What if I made this into a keyboard?
The final tally, btw:
This dryer has the following items that are the main failure points that will need to be replaced if any of them break:
4 barrel wheels
1 tensioning wheel
1 belt
4 sensors
2 felt drum belts.
Of those, how many were broken?
Well, it's easier to list which weren't:
1 felt drum belt
0-4 sensors (replaced anyway as they be bad)
@foone is it one of those ones that plays a cute song when a load is finished?
If so, would it be within the parameters of your arrangement to make it play the DOOM theme?
@foone Weeeeeell... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuleaux_triangle
(OK, more of a roller than a wheel, but...)
@foone I'm left wondering just how much of a racket the dryer was making before it gave up the ghost.
That wheel's been jammed solid for a while
@foone I mean, not necessarily. A square wheel will roll smoothly on a road made up of catenary curve segments. Morphocular has a video on how to calculate a "perfect" road for any mathematically describable wheel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGxSTzaID3k
(note that just because their method yields a road shape for some wheel doesn't mean said wheel will roll smoothly, as some wheel shapes may have to clip into their respective road somewhere other than the contact point in order to roll smoothly)
@ifixcoinops oh, that!
well, every single part was broken, if that explains it
@ifixcoinops @foone How to make a washing machine last: Call this guy.
His name is Warren, and he's a dead set legend.
(Every little box is a whitegoods appliance, and last time I checked they were stacked two high)