I finally figured out what's wrong with my dryer!
There's no drum to put the clothes in. This is a rookie mistake, Samsung.
It's fun, I looked up the possible issues this dryer has: there's five wheels that can break, one belt, and four sensors.
I haven't gotten to the sensors yet but all five wheels are bad and the belt is gone
Supposedly there's a bolt in here somewhere
I'm not an expert but I don't think this wheel is in functioning condition.
Honestly the hardest part of repairing my dryer is that it's got a computer in it, and I gotta resist trying to run Doom on it

I promised my roommates I wouldn't run Doom on it, but here's an idea:
The dryer has a moisture sensor, right? So it can tell how long it takes to dry a given set of clothes...

What if I made this into a keyboard?

I just need to bin the different possible drying times and use them as input for a function that converts it to letters
So like, doing a load that takes 10 minutes to dry then a load that takes 30 minutes to dry: that's an A
Anyway back to slightly serious things: a few people asked how old this thing was but I didn't know at the time.
The answer is apparently 8 years old.
@foone Maintain a 40 year old Sears Kenmore washer & dryer because no modern equipment will fit the space built in 1963.
@stevewfolds @foone I maintain a 40yr old Maytag dryer because it came with the house and being purely electromechanical with no computers at all, will almost certainly outlive me, provided proper care.