Laffy#BREAKING NEW: THE JURY HAS REACHED A VERDICT IN THE TRUMP TRIAL. #TrumpTrial
2/ Via Inner City Press:
in #TrumpTrial, Justice Merchan just said that the jury has sent a note: they have reached a verdict, need 30 minutes to fill out.
3/ McBrien:
Before leaving the bench, Justice Merchan says to the gallery, "Let there be no outbursts or exclamations of any kind."
He says he'll be back in a few minutes and steps away.
The atmosphere in press overflow is ELECTRIC.
4/ Press:
[Trump has his armed cross in front of himself, Todd Blanche whispering in his right ear - notable, eyes closed]
5/ Weissmann:
I am awaiting Donald Trump saying he just needs someone to find him one vote (this time, on the jury).
6/ McB:
"Keep the outbursts to a minimum, and stay in your seats afterwards until you're given further instructions," a court officer tells us.
It is tense.
Trump, amazingly, has closed his eyes.
erica orden:
Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg just entered the courtroom.
7/ I need a Valium. I'm a wreck.
8/ Ben Feuerherd
Merchan: "Are we ready to bring out the jury?
Steinglass: "Yes, judge."
9/ lol
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Martha-Ann Alito has lowered her “Stop the Steal” flag to half-mast in anticipation of a Trump guilty verdict.
Sharon McCarthy
ᴚ uɐᗡ@GottaLaff just wanted to say thanks for all your hard work on this laffy
Lot⁴⁹@dannotdaniel @GottaLaff She's been amazing, invaluable, stalwart.
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Mike McGraw@dannotdaniel @GottaLaff
Absolutely!
Thank you, Laffy!
And thanks to @Nonilex and everyone else who helped us follow and understand every bit of Trump’s hush money trial!
Absolutely!
Thank you, Laffy!
And thanks to @Nonilex and everyone else who helped us follow and understand every bit of Trump’s hush money trial!
Alex P Roe - OLD ACCOUNT@GottaLaff Here we go!
Democracy Dies in Dumbass@GottaLaff Yeah, same here...
@GottaLaff I have a bottle of champagne set aside for a guilty verdict...it may get drunk tonight! Drank? Drunken? ;-)
Diego C.Frades
alphyDitto. So much anxiety!!
Grassroots Joe@GottaLaff
Kind of like decision day for college, is it a fat envelope or a thin envelope?
Kind of like decision day for college, is it a fat envelope or a thin envelope?
Lawrence@GottaLaff NFL me too! And one for you too, Your Honor!
TheAnymouseProphet@GottaLaff
Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, oh-oh, I wanna be sedated...
Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, oh-oh, I wanna be sedated...
michaelbrien@GottaLaff nobody here is saying no!
Warner Crocker
UnclePJCan you make this happen faster from Canada? 🤭
Steve Laskevitch@GottaLaff hearing you!!
Catherine Schmidt@GottaLaff your not alone sister
OtownKim@GottaLaff I'm afraid!!
Widdershins Smith 🐘I fear we'll be disappointed
I can just imagine his smug face and his spin if it's a hung jury
LeaBug
💐 🏖 🌺 𝕂𝕚𝕂𝕚@GottaLaff I recommend Champagne for medicinal purposes!
Laura Kosloff@GottaLaff tell me about it. Hubby and I are in our respective offices in our home yelling at each other as we check different platforms -- "anything on your end?"
Lisa J. Warner / Lisa Luv
Geeden_Of_Arden@GottaLaff Watch your breath nature's valium :)
jmccabe
ChicagoSibThis will speak volumes about our justice system. If it fails, so will the rule of law and this democratic republic. #PoliticalAnxiety
PNW Deb@GottaLaff So am I! I’m hoping he is found guilty on the counts that have jail time attached!
OJ II: Electric Bugaloo
PlantingTrees😷🇨🇦🌻👠Of course, Trump closed his eyes. Can't face stark reality. Sweet.
@GottaLaff NFL Unless he somehow got 12 sleepers onto the jury, there's no way an acquittal could have come so soon. The bell curve put too many people with common sense on the panel.
JLSigman
T.WllmsI'm so afraid of being disappointed once again.... this is just mind numbing....
Chris Brown@GottaLaff IDK why he didn't tell them to 'stop the count' when they requested to rehear testimony and instruction.
@ NovaNaturalist HAS ALSO MOVED@GottaLaff wouldn't a conviction of #vonshitzinpantz be sweet just one day after you have settled in Canada? #justice
@NovaNaturalist YES!!!!
Tanya Karoli 4 a better world@GottaLaff @NovaNaturalist wow, the best present ever!
@GottaLaff @NovaNaturalist you got it, Laffy! Wooohooohoooo! Congratulations 🎉🍾
MJ@NovaNaturalist @GottaLaff yes, welcome to Canada
Spocko@GottaLaff I wrote this about celebrate the guilty verdict and how the MSM will not celebrate and the Democrats need to make a BIG FING DEAL of the guilty verdict.
Celebrate Trump’s guilty verdict by destroying the Teflon Don Myth. Then keep fighting. - Digby's Hullabaloo
I predict Trump will be found guilty. Someone from the NY AGs office will make a statement on the steps of the courthouse. Jury Finds Donald Trump Guilty In E Jean Carroll Defamation Case May 10, 2023 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBSyT3ebB88 Then, instead of talking about the win for the rule of law, the focus of ALL the coverage in the mainstream media will
Polly Waugh@GottaLaff
…wishing it into the cornfield…
…wishing it into the cornfield…
Jenny@GottaLaff NFL I so wish this were televised!