iRalph 
nixCraft 🐧sudo would be a great name for a dog
sudo fetch ball
sudo shake hand
sudo sit
sudo sleep
sudo watch baby
sudo killall intruders
Humphrey Catgart@nixCraft but what about password prompt? Dog looks curious till you shout this complex 24 digit password with special characters. Now he fetches.
SirWumpus 👾🍁@nixCraft And for a bitch dog, call it su.
su git cat
su sleep now
su kill ai
su me
Freevolt@nixCraft Can't wait to see a sudo vs. cat fight.
Hafstorsk Tutiluren RufsgössenMy friend's dog is named Sudo. But he responds more like sleep(1) - or perhaps false - than sudo(8). The dog, that is.
My friend is more like fortune piped to cowsay piped to lolcat. Says random things in strange and colorful ways.
Hiker@nixCraft sudo bark 🐕
Max™@nixCraft sudo update grub just makes him dig up worms though
SudoNaaame
Moonshine Brigade
Bill Zaumen@nixCraft The version of 'make' that came with very early Unix distributions tended to have more succinct error messages than now, possibly because teletypes were so slow. If you typed the
command "make love", the response was "don't know how to make love".
command "make love", the response was "don't know how to make love".
🐝 BRDLYT 🌲@nixCraft I'm angry I never thought of that, but thank you for the opportunities in the future <3
enoch_exe_inc@nixCraft Super-user see, super-user do.
Mark@nixCraft Except when the dog makes you enter your password.
Michael / マイケル 사자 🦁@nixCraft I know what I am gonna name my next dog!
Ⓜ️ad Kiwi 🇳🇿@nixCraft if i was to ever have a dog that would have to be its name 🤣
Multi Purr Puss 
@nixCraft if i were a pet _care-taker_ (i wouldn't consider myself an OWNER - i'm a little anarchist like that) …that'd be one of my 1st choices!
Alternatives, for…
Cats: Chairman Meow
Snakes/reptiles: Fluffy (see also, the Cow and Chicken cartoon 🤣 )
Avians: -i'm not an avian kind of person-
edit: any pet - ' OR 1=1 -- 🤣
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@nixCraft sudo kill -9
James Lemin@nixCraft sudo !! When it doesn't respond first time?