balderdashPills (Take Two)
DruidI’ll take the money and kill a person
touristBoeing got a job offer ready for you
ikarushagen2I do aswell. But only if the kill pill works on “any” person
SatansMaggotyCumFart3.14 million and the answer to the question of the best stock to invest in for a 5 year return.
Eager Eagleor you can get billions by asking for a shoebox with the hardware wallet of a high profile bitcoin whale and still have a second pill.
Wouldn’t you crash the value of bitcoin trying to sell that many of them?
Who would you sell them to?
I’ll take my idea thanks.
Surely it would dip when the news got out but btc is very liquid.
Also, the risk of a wallet leak has always been there, this wouldn’t uncover anything that wasn’t previously known about it.
Or maybe ask for the shoe box to be full of a block of pure gold? Probably easier to sell and should have a value of about $18M.
we can start talking at $ 100M
You wouldn’t even need to take Bitcoin someone has access to.
There’s tons of Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies that are theoretically unrecoverable because the private keys to the wallets containing them have been lost, or the hard drives they were on were sent to a landfill (and thus began the world’s shittiest treasure hunt).
However, by spending any of that Bitcoin you’d probably make international headlines and end up starting a market panic, because the most likely explanation for gaining access to that Bitcoin is that you found and exploited some vulnerability in the protocol itself.
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“strawberry flavor” and “tastes good”
It’s obviously a BAD Strawberry flavor, though… Are you sure you wouldn’t prefer controlling a miniscule amount of water?
the dopamine fiendπ million dollars and perfectly nutritious chocolate.
FiralTheSpiralImmune to cancer
And just to annoy people the “Make bell sounds at will” one
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]get π million dollars and get +3 on all charm. This would actually help me dramatically.
Maybe I’m misunderstanding the “groundhogs day” power, but couldn’t you spend a year tracking winning lottery numbers, bets, and/or stocks and then “loop” that year and act on that knowledge in the repeat year? Then you would also essentially get +1 year of life and way more than $π million. I would also use the first loop to take medical tests of my health as much as possible since it wouldn’t matter if I went into debt in the first loop.
I guess the downside would be that any progress you’ve made on personal goals would have to be redone. Or maybe you don’t get to decide the starting point of when you would loop back to. Or just my luck, there would be some butterfly-effect shit and I would end up worse off in the repeat loop because my investments would have failed.
BizarrolandI would take the +3 charm and groundhog Day for a year. It would be really awesome to have 3 charm instead of 0, and if I could repeat Tuesday for an entire year then I could learn skills and practice things and read a bunch of books and memorize and establish a plan to purchase a winning lottery ticket, not excessive but maybe like the mega millions I don't know, and come out of the year into Wednesday with nine figures in my bank account and a clear plan of action.
Oh wait does “groundhogs day for a full year” mean that you complete a year then at the end you start that year over? Or is it that you repeat the same single day 365 times? Because repeating the same single day wouldn’t give someone enough info to invest or win a lottery (they close sales more than a day before drawing winners). I’m not sure I could out-earn $π million in a single day even with 365 attempts and +3 charisma… unless it was some kind of criminal heist, but then it couldn’t be known if I would be caught on a later date.
I don't know if you're from the states but if you are purchasing mega millions or Powerball tickets, they stop sales at about 6:45 p.m. Pacific time and then do the drawing sometime after 7:00 of the same day.
way more than $π million.
I don’t need more than $π million. I just need enough to get some stuff started. I’m not interested in getting rich.
I would also use the first loop to take medical tests of my health as much as possible since it wouldn’t matter if I went into debt in the first loop.
Fair enough, but I really need the charm. I’m autistic and I’m not good at being social. I’d definitely be willing to give up a few years of life for more charm.
It would do both with just one “groundhog year” pill. Live a year with my current wealth and use the experience of that year to plan out how to earn money when it repeats. At the same time I would use that first year to measure my health so that I could take precautions or act on all that accumulated knowledge when the year repeats. There would still be a second pill to choose, and I think I’d choose the +3 charm because I could also really use it.
But I don’t think this would work how I envisioned because I misunderstood the “groundhog” pill. I think it’s supposed to mean that you repeat the same day 365 times, which wouldn’t work for lottery/investing. So then I agree, taking the $π million and +3 charm is probably the best.
Grab the “2 random pills” and the “duplicate anything you own once” pill. Duplicate the “2 random pills” pill with the duplicate pill and eat both “2 random pills” pill and have 4 absolutely random abilities.
Hopefully it’s pure chaos
rockerface 🇺🇦This is the way
based binding of Isaac player
“2 random pills” and shoebox pill. Take the shoebox pill, and get a shoebox filled with the 2 random pills (since you got one they became “real”).
If you don’t want to collapse civilization or piss gasoline:
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Shoebox + any question = practically unlimited questions. Plus the first one should be something like “how can I achieve maximum happiness (in an easy way where current me would be comfortable with the results)?” and you can ask variations to get a clearer answer since you have practically unlimited ones. Only drawback is if “single-use” really means the duplicates don’t do anything.
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Shoebox + groundhog day = probably get to live >10000 years (unless “single-use” prevents that)
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Shoebox + pi money = practically unlimited money, no “single use” issue
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Shoebox + kill one person = Death Note
Shoebox glitch is way overpowered, nice one.
NeatoYou win this round! Although a shoebox of Groundhog Day pills is probably hell. At least you get to choose to each each subsequent pill.
Sell them. You’ll make more than $4M, if you don’t get killed for it
Shoebox is a nice idea, but now I’m wondering how big the pills would be…
Futurama - Good news! It's a suppository
So what would shoebox + collapse civilization look like? Meteor storm of world ending asteroids? Collapse all civilizations for the next 10000 years? Start destroying alien civilizations?
Shoebox full shoebox pills. Shoebox pill is overpowered.
I am assuming the shoebox can only contain one item,
you could get one duplication pill + shoebox with duplication pill = infinite duplication pills
I threw a dice and got:
- your left pocket is constantly full of coarse sand
- chocolate has all the vitamins and minerals you need to live
- grass points to you
- teleport to the closest beach at any time
I accept all these magical abilities. Time to be a beach bum that thrives on chocolate and chocolate alone!
Actually, could my pocket make a new beach!?!?
I think the 2 random pills is an auto-redeem so you’re rolling dice on collapsing civilization and strawberry flavor.
That sounds like a delicious risk to me! Strawberry flavored destruction. Actually, why don’t villains flavor their creations?
Control a single milliliter of water. That one effectively gives me like 85% of the others… water molecule nanobots.
Then I guess the money one so I’m not rushed.
MinnesotaGoddamImmune to venom and urinate gasoline. When I tell my doctor it burns when I pee, I want to mean it. Also, I figure something like that would send spiderman after me.
GloomyMore like Captain Planet
KillingAndKindess
Resol van LemmyThank you. Now I can actually read some of them.
The others not anymore though.
Oh, right.
It’s taco commercial time. Why not have both?
The shoebox full of gold would be worth around $12M at current prices.
(First Google result for size of a shoebox: …usps.com/…/priority-mail-shoe-box-P_0_SHOEBOX
I just rounded down the measurements for a quick and dirty estimate of the internal volume.)
The downside is that would be 341 pounds of gold so maybe specify for it to be in bars instead of a solid block.
Capt. WolfFrom a quick Google search, I saw a guy managed to fit 7,400 dollar bills into a shoebox. $10,000 bills are no longer printed but still valid, legal currency. Assuming that’s the max. That’s $74,000,000. You could dupe the box and net $148 mil.
However, thinking bigger. Go with a shoebox full of perfect diamonds. The value could conceivably be in the billions.
I think you’d have an even harder time offloading the diamonds than gold. They might retail for that much, but wholesaling is another issue entirely.
Yeah, plus the diamond cartel probably doesn’t need competition, they have a hard enough time keeping the rock relevant.
You’d be better off asking for shoeboxes of more common materials so you could skirt the inevitable questions on the matter and not get flagged as a counterfeiter or something. Though personally, the majority of things I’m interested in owning can fit in a shoebox anyways so why not cut out the middleman?
SigntistJust get a shoebox of shoebox pills and you can just get a box of 10’s and 20’s whenever you need.
Groundhog day for a year and immune to cancer is the only sane choice.
Do I have full phase and state control of that 1 ml of water, and can also move it around, magneto style? Do I always keep all 1ml in my control?
You could cause a lot of havoc with that
>choose 1ml water pill
>form it into a needle
>kill everyone ITT
>collect all of their pills
I am gonna be real with you guys
- get 10% more sleep per sleep
And
- both nostrils always work
Is this what getting older does to you?
chemical_cutthroatI’m currently left-breathing and laying in bed postponing the inevitable. I feel you.
How do you cure aging would fix both I guess
Just throwing this out there… Summoning a DR pepper ANYWHERE is OP as fuck.
If you were a hitman, you couldn’t exactly make it look like an accident, but you definitely wouldn’t leave an evidence trail.
but you definitely wouldn’t leave an evidence trail.
Yes, officer. It’s the second victim that died from a Dr. Pepper can randomly falling on their head today. As the two other ones yesterday and the two the day before yesterday…
atocciYou need to think more like a stand user. Your lungs are now filled with 「Dr. Pepper」
I was thinking summoning a can inside the head, heart, or throat. I like the idea of a mystery Dr. Pepper drowning.