Grab the “2 random pills” and the “duplicate anything you own once” pill. Duplicate the “2 random pills” pill with the duplicate pill and eat both “2 random pills” pill and have 4 absolutely random abilities.

Hopefully it’s pure chaos

I threw a dice and got:

• your left pocket is constantly full of coarse sand
• chocolate has all the vitamins and minerals you need to live
• grass points to you
• teleport to the closest beach at any time