Alice McFlurry 
If I were Adam, I would have given Eve a cooler name like McRib.
It has come to my attention that Adam named Eve, not God. Please forgive my lack of knowledge about the Bible as I prefer to read non-fiction.
James Wells
dinosaurdigger
Eric 🇨🇦
PirateRo@Alice and encourage cannibalism on top of all the violence already?
Infrapink (he/his/him)@Alice Since Eve was a woman, it should be NíRib, not McRib.
Or to be more accurate, NíEasna.
Mute Dog Brewing@Alice IIRC it was Adam who named Eve, not God.
@Mutedog You do know the Bible is a work of fiction, right?
@Alice what does that have to do with anything? It was Gollum who threw the ring into mount Doom, not Frodo.
@Mutedog Ah yes, happy to turn this around to discussing the REAL bible.
paulIn The Lord of the Rings, Frodo fails to destroy the One Ring, claiming it for himself at the Crack of Doom. Gollum attacks him, bites off his finger, and in his celebration, trips and falls into the lava, destroying himself and the Ring.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tolkienfans/comments/1rl9eu5/did_frodo_truly_fail_at_mount_doom_or_was_the/
i never knew!
The Turtle
Andres Jalinton
tuban_muzuruIf I were God, I would have given him a less-generic name: In Hebrew אָדָם means "man" - as in human.
paulI used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a fucking comedy.
glasspshr“I never thought these letters were true…”
i have just re-seen this after 684 days and finally got it.
The phrase "I never thought these letters were true..." is a classic, formulaic opening line, often used in adult magazines, particularly Penthouse, to introduce letters detailing scandalous, unbelievable sexual encounters.
@amiserabilist @Alice no fooling you, sir
ibk@Alice Ribby McRibface
Nick Foster@Alice maybe iRib since she likes apples?
Max Leibman@Alice It’s Adam and McRib, not Adam and Steve McRib.
Leonardo Fontenelle
Eve, Over Here Now@Alice I'm good, thanks