If I were Adam, I would have given Eve a cooler name like McRib.
@Alice IIRC it was Adam who named Eve, not God.
@Mutedog You do know the Bible is a work of fiction, right?
@Alice what does that have to do with anything? It was Gollum who threw the ring into mount Doom, not Frodo.
@Mutedog Ah yes, happy to turn this around to discussing the REAL bible.

@Mutedog

In The Lord of the Rings, Frodo fails to destroy the One Ring, claiming it for himself at the Crack of Doom. Gollum attacks him, bites off his finger, and in his celebration, trips and falls into the lava, destroying himself and the Ring.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tolkienfans/comments/1rl9eu5/did_frodo_truly_fail_at_mount_doom_or_was_the/

i never knew!