Alice McFlurry 
If I were Adam, I would have given Eve a cooler name like McRib.
paulI used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a fucking comedy.
glasspshr“I never thought these letters were true…”
pauli have just re-seen this after 684 days and finally got it.
The phrase "I never thought these letters were true..." is a classic, formulaic opening line, often used in adult magazines, particularly Penthouse, to introduce letters detailing scandalous, unbelievable sexual encounters.
@amiserabilist @Alice no fooling you, sir