historic drystone sheep dykeomg a Cybertruck just drove by.. it has almost a promotional-vehicle energy, like a wienermobile for douchebags
Wurzelmann@hannah I've never seen one IRL, but on photos it looks amazingly absurd, like someone with rudimentary photoshop skills did their first montage or something...
@wurzelmann this was the first one i've seen, trust me that it looks dumber in person
@hannah I can hardly imagine it, but thanks for this assessment. 💜
Ember is so tired of people. 
@wurzelmann @hannah first blender model
Roger Moore@wurzelmann @hannah
It's hard for photographs to convey the sheer obscene bulk of the #IncelDorado. It combines the incompetent scribbling of a third grader who can't draw with the pathetic need of guys worried about their manhood to make up for it with ludicrously oversized possessions.
It's hard for photographs to convey the sheer obscene bulk of the #IncelDorado. It combines the incompetent scribbling of a third grader who can't draw with the pathetic need of guys worried about their manhood to make up for it with ludicrously oversized possessions.
secretsloth@hannah my first question is, as shoddy as they are, do insurance companies even cover them? And my second question is, with people so openly displaying their douche-ness, does anyone ever just...... 👀 asking for a friend
@secretsloth @hannah hypothetically, they'd have no way of knowing if someone, accidentally spilled some salt water on it as it would only show up later ;)
Bunny Jane's Humansona@secretsloth @hannah Its illegal to drive an uninsured car in most of the US so I assume insurance companies must be covering them. I bet the insurance is super expensive, both because the car is crap, because it will literally drive itself into a swamp, and because the douchebags buying them drive like douchebags.
@bunny_jane @hannah faaaaair point, wonder what the insurance rates are :o and I wonder if they keep climbing skywards as new information comes out 
Thorium@hannah I've seen a few of them IRL. Ugly, impractical, and expensive. Their only feature seems to be as a mobile church to the Musk fan owners 🤮.
boxspring@hannah The only one I’ve seen had a pink wrap shilling for something or other, so very promo-y.
emily dogmom@boxspring @hannah there's one in my town with a pink wrap advertising a mobile home park, so I'm pretty sure the owners are slumlords
@nasamuffin @hannah Part of me wishes I could remember what the ad was for and part of me is glad that the ad failed.
Stlex 
@hannah we passed one walking around VT the day before the eclipse and it instantly felt like we'd stepped into a badly CGed Marvel movie
Whiskey Bottle@hannah It definitely gives small wiener mobile energy.
pandabutter [I have moved]@hannah I've only been home a couple days, but I've yet to see one...
...in the SF Bay Area.
Yeah. Nobody wants Cybertrucks.
Damage control koboldit does sort of resemble a self propelled dumpster
holly hoppet@hannah gonna be rotating "wienermobile for douchebags" in my mind all day now
@hannah
The cybertruck is 100% a promotional vehicle. It's just a different kind of wienermobile. It's advertising that the man driving it thinks his wiener is too small.
The cybertruck is 100% a promotional vehicle. It's just a different kind of wienermobile. It's advertising that the man driving it thinks his wiener is too small.