currently attempting to use an ethernet interface called "enp8s0f0npf0vf1" and cannot help but think

STATEMENTS DREAMED UP BY THE UTTERLY DERANGED

THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

@dan Well you could have enx55aadeadbeef instead.
@dan (Someone on my team actually prefers this flavor of "predictable" interface naming to the other one.)
@wollman you should revoke their SSH certificates before they do any real damage.
@womble No such luck, they maintain our installer.