10+ years ago, and just as delightful a read now as then. James Mickens, ladies & gentlemen: a gem of our profession. https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1311_05-08_mickens.pdf
@darkuncle Yes, that was excellent. I was unfortunate enough to have my first ever encounter with James Mickens to be watching him present then going on stage immediately after him to do my talk. I did not have nearly enough jokes in my talk, but I did enjoy his talk…
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Made me laugh out loud, while I'm waiting at the gate to board 20-hours worth of flights, all of it in a middle seat. Not many things can make me laugh in this situation 😄
@darkuncle @adrianco no matter how many times I've read it I always cry with laughter at his writing 😀
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I use this whenever people *really* want to know what my work is like
@darkuncle Every time someone shares one of Mickens' columns, I find it to be a joy to read.
@darkuncle I was really disappointed that we didn't hire him. Harvard may be just down the street but it is so, so far away.
@darkuncle because I know I'm going to want to find this later... #JamesMickens , The Night Watch, "I HAVE NO TOOLS BECAUSE I'VE DESTROYED MY TOOLS WITH MY TOOLS."

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I just searched on "tools", so I could read that line again.

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