Someone let my niece at the googly eyes
By popular request: video of the horror

@ellavescent

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@ellavescent be not not afraid

@Dtl @ellavescent

Biblically Correct Angel costume for Halloween.

@ellavescent I scream, you scream, we all scream for eye scream.

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#Awesome!!! 🥰🫣🥰🫣🥰🫣

@ellavescent

Yep, that will properly confuse the face recognition algorithms alright.

Well played!

@ellavescent if ever there was a photo that needed to be a gif....

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LOL, great alt-text! 😂 👀👀👀👀

@ellavescent Hilarious, mildly unsettling, AND privacy-conscious. Wins all around.
@ellavescent I want to see her moving her head around!
@ellavescent @lisamelton *looks at own tub of googly eyes and empty Saturday ahead…* hmmmmm
@ellavescent Honestly, put on a Balaklava, this could be a great costume :'-)
@ljrk With pistachios or walnuts?
😜
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@gnate @ellavescent I eat Pistachio Balaklava with a Baklava on my head!
@ellavescent You missed a chance to say "This is my niece. Behold 'er"
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@ellavescent I could learn so much from her! I could be her star pupil! 
@catdad As the brightest in the constellation, you shall be known as Polaris. @ellavescent
@ellavescent I wonder if this would fool facial recognition
@ellavescent that looks like a good Halloween costume for thrill or treating as “Deep dream , circa 2016” or something.
@ellavescent That's straight out of A Scanner Darkly. Terrifying!
@ellavescent god it looks like that horrific MLB videogame gif from 7-8 years ago. Absolute nightmare fuel.
@ellavescent Well that is delightfully terrifying.
@ellavescent why is this not a gif?! We have to see it in motion!
@ellavescent @RussSharek
Needs more wings 🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽
@ellavescent that's a biblically accurate niece right there

@ellavescent BE NOT AFRAID

e: fuck, the other replies only just loaded

@ellavescent I wish I had bought MORE googly eyes in all sizes for my HS library!
@ellavescent Next she needs to wear that while doing stream-of-consciousness freestyle raps over really spare and slightly spooky beats, just about whatever she’s thinking about, like 20 seconds each and put them on the tiktok they’d be massive