RC HopgoodA thread: instead of working on my WIP i wrote a series of genre centered jokes.
Warning: they may not be good jokes.
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How many #Fantasy writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- It's not one lightbulb, it's a series of lightbulbs and they are not lightbulbs they are filaments of energy carried by the Fila people who gather them at great peril from Lmdluna the light dragon that lives in a cave in the darkest part of the land of Erulendil.
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- It's not one lightbulb, it's a series of lightbulbs and they are not lightbulbs they are filaments of energy carried by the Fila people who gather them at great peril from Lmdluna the light dragon that lives in a cave in the darkest part of the land of Erulendil.
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How many #Mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- I’ve gathered you all here today, because there is a broken lightbulb. Before we can fix it, we need to find out who broke it. One of you broke it.
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- I’ve gathered you all here today, because there is a broken lightbulb. Before we can fix it, we need to find out who broke it. One of you broke it.
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How many #SciFi writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- The light source has to be corrected by a baseplate of prefabulated aluminite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two main spurving bearings are in a direct line with the pentametric power source.
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- The light source has to be corrected by a baseplate of prefabulated aluminite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two main spurving bearings are in a direct line with the pentametric power source.
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How many #Romance (spicy) writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- He got goosebumps as he lifted his arms towards the precious socket. He gently, slowly twisted the bulb feeling every thread as the cap went deeper and deeper until he felt the node make contact with the power source he so desperately needed, and in an instant, he was flooded with the ecstasy of light.
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- He got goosebumps as he lifted his arms towards the precious socket. He gently, slowly twisted the bulb feeling every thread as the cap went deeper and deeper until he felt the node make contact with the power source he so desperately needed, and in an instant, he was flooded with the ecstasy of light.
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How many #Superhero writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- One, only one woman has the power to climb the tallest ladder and with her silver hand defeat the evil lord or darkness. Her name is The Light.
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- One, only one woman has the power to climb the tallest ladder and with her silver hand defeat the evil lord or darkness. Her name is The Light.
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How many #MagicalRealist writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- The first time she saw electricity her grandpa took her to his workshop and showed her a device made of translucent material with what looked like a spider in the center. Grandpa put the device in a metal contraption, the spider vibrated and the room was flooded with daylight. In that moment, she realized her aunt's 38 paintings were trying to depict this very sun that now blinded her.
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- The first time she saw electricity her grandpa took her to his workshop and showed her a device made of translucent material with what looked like a spider in the center. Grandpa put the device in a metal contraption, the spider vibrated and the room was flooded with daylight. In that moment, she realized her aunt's 38 paintings were trying to depict this very sun that now blinded her.
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How many #LiteraryFiction writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- The lightbulb. Screw it. His life was like glass shards. His past was a blackout. His future an electrical malfunction. He looked at the socket as he tipped the bottle to drink the last drops of whiskey.
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- The lightbulb. Screw it. His life was like glass shards. His past was a blackout. His future an electrical malfunction. He looked at the socket as he tipped the bottle to drink the last drops of whiskey.
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How many #Dystopian writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- There are no more lightbulbs, only darkness, dust, and rain.
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- There are no more lightbulbs, only darkness, dust, and rain.
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