My thoughts and prayers go out to #voyager1, which after journeying for half a century to reach interstellar space is still expected to answer fucking work emails
@SethRudy "I hope this email finds you where no man has gone before"

@DMitterauer @SethRudy Now we know why V-GER was so pissed off once it came back to earth and insisted on getting the transmission codes.

Its email inbox was full.

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Well thank god it wasn't a meeting.

@ralfmaximus @[email protected]. host 😂This killed me you owe me a rib 😆

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One of the huge perks of remote work with a terrible internet connection.

@SethRudy the nightmare Teams scenario
@SethRudy No matter how far you go - no peace!

@SethRudy Reminds me of something a probe said in “Slow Time Between the Stars” by Scalzi.

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@SethRudy don't forget windows updates.
@SethRudy Can I quote you on that?
@SethRudy The real miracle is that the technology to understand what it says is still available - in our times of fast obsolescence
@SethRudy 42 years after its expected retirement date, the ailing spacecraft was still forced to continue working.
@SethRudy we would like to hear about 1 final meeting, if anyone else shows up.
@SethRudy not only that but imagine a person 50years at a workplace adapting to new ways of working.
@jnbhlr @SethRudy „at a workplace“ seems to be an odd wording for an employee, traveling at 60k km/h.
@SethRudy There is no escape 
@SethRudy It's probably under the partial control of the British junta who has it on a zero hour contract but still expect a certain amount of free labour.
@SethRudy is there somewhere I can sign up to leave the solar system in return for getting 22hrs to send answers?
@SethRudy Wondering if I can score 6 months off work if I just yell `0101` at my boss all day...
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SEND REQ DAILY STANDUP
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At least they are still on the company health plan even if it is only tele-consults rather than in person visits.
@SethRudy If anyone deserves an out-of-office reply, it's #voyager1
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@the_gneech We seriously "AS PER MY LAST EMAIL"d that poor thing.
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But it would be so lonely without them.... maybe they could send some words of encouragement once in a while?

@SethRudy And how many of those emails are spam?

DEAR VOYAGER1, WE ARE THRILLED TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE BEEN RANDOMLY SELECTED TO RECEIVE A GRANT FROM THE NATIONAL SPACE AGENCY (NASA). YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED AN IMPRESSIVE AMOUNT OF USD 480,000.00 (FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) TO HELP IMPROVE YOUR FINANCIAL POSITION AND ENABLE YOU TO COMBAT THE ECONOMIC HARDSHIPS FACED BY COMMUNITIES, BUSINESSES, AND FAMILIES.

@SethRudy “hope this finds you operational”
@SethRudy nothing could be more American except charging it to pay for getting fixed
@SethRudy It knew what it was signing up for when it took a job working remotely.
@SethRudy This is brilliant, and the responses are amazing, and thank you all for giving this cynic a real giggle or twelve
@SethRudy - And after having a small stroke.

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May the Beep be with us.

🖖😁

@SethRudy and an data connection as stable as Comcast