Again, for the hard of thinking, can I just point out that this is a humour post?
It's not within my gift, nor that of solely the UK, to rejoin the EU.
As much as I wish that our corrupt, fascist government hadn't rigged the unlawful vote heavily in favour of leaving, and as much as wish the idiot public wouldn't read sodding newspapers controlled by corrupt, fascist oligarchs, they did and a minority of people voted to leave the EU. Certainly not the majority of the UK public.

We told them it'd be a disaster to leave and we were correct. Of course, like conspiracy theorists everywhere, the people who argued so vehemently to leave will never admit they were wrong, and will never apologise. They even lie about their vote to cover it up.
They are morons. The people who voted to leave who have family and friends who told them it'd be a disaster and still voted to leave are morons and cunts.