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Russell Garner
Apr 8, 2024
Have you noticed that these days when time travellers grab you by the shoulders and ask what year it is, when you reply "2024" they no longer say "Thank God. I'm not too late"?
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Court Cantrell does not comply
Apr 8, 2024
@rgarner
What's worse is when you say 2024 and they break down in tears of joy, saying, "Oh, it worked! It worked! It's all so much better now!"
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Russell Garner
Apr 8, 2024
@courtcan
ah, the absolute worst: libertarian timelords
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Half a tick, looking for the nearest Dumpster... 😆🖖
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