Have you noticed that these days when time travellers grab you by the shoulders and ask what year it is, when you reply "2024" they no longer say "Thank God. I'm not too late"?
@rgarner What's worse is when you say 2024 and they break down in tears of joy, saying, "Oh, it worked! It worked! It's all so much better now!"
@courtcan ah, the absolute worst: libertarian timelords
@rgarner Half a tick, looking for the nearest Dumpster... 😆🖖

@rgarner @courtcan

So which timeline did they come from...?

One of the timelines where the planet was destroyed in a nuclear war? :D