I think we're approaching this collective brainstorming all wrong. We're not going to solve the xz problem by throwing pennies at burnt out over worked hobby maintainers or by making them jump through extra bureaucratic hoops in the name of security theater. There's only one reasonable solution here and it's to turn maintaining critical open source projects into REALITY TELEVISION.
@aeva
So.. You gonna buy a house?
@ipd already got one
@aeva
You going to buy another house?
@ipd no. i can only be contained by one house at a time.
@aeva
So, you going to sell your house?
@ipd no. i need it for house stuff
@aeva
OK then,,,
So, why are you watching Realty TV?
@aeva
How's your forehead?
@ipd within normal forehead parameters

@aeva

Woops, I just woke up from a nap, I didnt look at the time or date, I thought it was the day before yesterday. My mistake... It was an off by two error. I thought it was punday.

@ipd every day is pun day tho

@aeva

Monday was Intl Save the Pun Day. It was Apun 1st.

@aeva dunno man, i think an action movie directed by michael bay might work better
@quad girl I think you might be on to something
@quad @aeva And the title should be "XZ: The library"
@aeva 10 pull requests enter, 1 pull request leaves
@aeva I think vtubers already did this
@aeva hahaha sad but true
@aeva
I've been watching a bit much Grand Designs lately, and now can't remove this idea from my brain. *Excellent.*

@aeva “today we are in the town of Westervaarderlingegaard, in the middle of an unpronounceable province of what we think is Belgium, where we’ll meet the person behind libxml2-ng infamy.

When we tried to contact them we were told in no uncertain terms ‘pull request or GTFO’, just like last week’s episode. See what happens when we try to talk to this person after the commercial break!”

@aeva Big Brother: The Open Source Software Edition.

"Can our contestants maintain these vital repos of Open Source Software with enough vigilance to prevent Big Brother from sneaking in a backdoor? Tune in, right after these messages!"

@aeva once a week send Stallman in to cause chaos and leave afterwards

@aeva Cut to a shot of @bagder triaging a pile of nonsensical curl CVEs and weird emails blaming him for software that embeds libcurl 😅

Honestly I think a reality TV show where people saw more of what maintainers have to deal with would be great for building empathy for maintainers and the enormous amount of emotional labor they're putting in all the time

@aeva you don't pay me you can't fire me
@aeva I like the idea of devs being isolated in the Big Brother house and being narrated by Marcus Bentley.
@aeva idk with the prolific propagation of podcast culture, we are already living a reality show for an audience we can't see.
@aeva We need MR BEAST to fix open source