@lowqualityfacts And each antipope uses a page of the Bible as rizzlah

@lowqualityfacts Next one should add a tear-out feedback form.

@lowqualityfacts I think the stuff about Jesus liking guns is in the second amendment of the Bible.

@lowqualityfacts popes traditionally added a cannoli recipe. It then switched to ski binding tensions table with John Paul, then a BMW 325i fuse diagram, and currently a paella recipe.

@lowqualityfacts But only the catholic one

@lowqualityfacts and they need to be drunk when doing so?

@lowqualityfacts that explains all the wacky plot twists in the book of Revelations; each apocalypse was written by a different pope!

@lowqualityfacts I still can’t find Pope Pious II’s ginger snap recipe.

@lowqualityfacts do they get to establish fashion trends for hats?

@lowqualityfacts what if i became the pope and just added in a copypasta though