Daft_ishWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?
You guys are amazing
All night video game session. Grab your preffered snacks and drinks.
YEEEEEE LEZZ GOOOOOO
VanthMy dad would always cook up liver and onions when Mom was away. He loved the dish, the smell made her retch. So he took advantage, cooked it up early while she was away so the house would air out by the time she returned.
What do you do (or avoid doing) out of courtesy to your wife that you can enjoy while she’s away and unaffected?
tetris11My mum was raised without eating pork (they just didn’t have it growing up), and my dad saw and heard the abattoir near daily and associates the smell of pork with screaming children.
On the odd weekend when they were both away, us kids would sprint to the store, grab reams of bacon and cook it fast on the sly for a real fry-up. We’d have to air out the house as well afterwards to get rid of the smell, but they’d always know and complain about it when they got back
Protip for if you find a time machine: Charcoal Grill, fire extinguisher, tinfoil, and a pan that’ll fit in the grill. Start your grill, get it all hot and stuff, line your pan with foil, drop your bacon on, cover, and check occasionally, flip when needed. DO NOT spill the grease, but if you do that’s why the fire extinguisher is here. For best results use thick cut bacon (always).
Keeps the smell outside and it’ll be some of the best bacon you’ve ever had, it’s just kiiiind of a fire hazard…
cheesymoonshadowI’m so glad your mom and dad found each other.
mozz
When Mama Isn't Home / When Mom Isn't Home ORIGINAL (the Oven Kid) Timmy Trumpet - Freaks
When my partner is out of town, I put porn on the big screen
ScrubblesWhen my partner is out of town that’s the one time I splurge for an actual porn subscription
When my partner is in town we watch porn together
amniotic druidFind a good stick and bring it inside
Sext her.
Sext her sister
Sext her sister’s BIL
Have you thought of lipstick and nail polish?
rustyfishSleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
GregorTacTacThis is some next-level chaos.
She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
And bits of dried pizza cheese.
all-knight-partyI watch horribly artsy movies or put speed runs on the big TV, blast music aloud, I order a pizza, and I consume the substances you don't find appealing, and I wear the same clothes the entire time without changing
Have you seen Crimes Of The Future?
I have not, but something from Cronenberg sounds right up my alley!
ZloubidaDon’t change your underwear for two days.
Already on it.
I’m proud of you.
tacosanonymousIf you don’t like alcohol or weed, cocaine is a helluva drug.
Heh yeah. I’ll just call up my xoke dealer.
Aww yeah, gonna get the iron warmed up for an all nighter
federalreverse-oldPee in all the sinks.
What about the sink I poop in?
Cleaning that up is gonna be work.
“Alcohol and weed don’t sound appealing.”
<insert>We are not the same meme
I lasted like 40 mins before hitting the cape pen
Relevant username
Again, Factorio
dbilitatedhookers?
Rearrange the lounge, or if you want to play it safe, maybe just the shed
Ooh, study for 14 hours straight and forget to eat! That’s usually what I do. Wild times.
Try a tab of lsd and go for a nice walk in the woods
TurtleCalledCalmieJust to add to this. Take a nice shower, eat something light, wear comfy cloths, and take your trip. Stay safe, enjoy, and have bottle of water with you :)
Ugh. I hate it when people have a far easier time than I do finding drugs. Every dealer assumes I’m a cop
Mushrooms are sold in head shops in Oakland, California. I understand that to be the case in a number of cities. You may be able to make your way to one of them.
Where do they get the heads? The mortuary,?
Are they sold openly this way? Or does the person behind the counter need to trust you to sell them to you?
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CrimeDadI can’t wait till the bluesky fediverse bridge is done. Links dead to anyone without an account BTW.
I thought they opened that up, but I think a lot of users still have their accounts set to logged-in only.
“Sign-in Required
This user has requested that their content only be shown to signed-in users.
This label was applied by the author.”
To be specific. Looks like you’re right.
Oh hell yeah, fellow orna enjoyer. I like the arcane slimes almost as much as the deadwood.
Funny thing, I just made up ArcaneSlime myself and have no clue what you’re talking about, but now I’m very curious lol.
Wild! Orna is a geobased RPG which has bright purple teardrops called arcane slimes that you can fight.
It’s a pretty good game, but the creator wanted to avoid all scammy mobile game tactics and there’s not enough scarcity to make it long term engaging. It’s very fun for a few months every couple years or so, though, which I like better, tbh.
Oh word cool, I’ll have to give it a try! Thanks for letting me know about it!
Do what I do, plan for porn, fastfood and beer. In reality you buy a six pack of your old brand, then drink half a beer with a large cheeseburger. Get queasy from the burger and fall a sleep before you manage to play with yourself. Wake up to find that the dog ate your fries and got diarrhea, which you slept through on account of the beer. Now clean up dog diarrhea with hangovers while swearing that you’ll never drink half a beer.
LPT: disable the roomba before sitting down, and make sure that the dog has been walked…
Factorio
He said he only had a weekend though.
Cocaine feels like a good time.