Wife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?

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Wife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions? - Lemmy.World

Alcohol and weed don’t sound appealing.

Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
This is some next-level chaos.
She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
And bits of dried pizza cheese.