Wife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?

https://lemmy.world/post/13160552

Wife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions? - Lemmy.World

Alcohol and weed don’t sound appealing.

Don’t change your underwear for two days.
Already on it.
I’m proud of you.