Wife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?

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Wife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions? - Lemmy.World

Alcohol and weed don’t sound appealing.

I watch horribly artsy movies or put speed runs on the big TV, blast music aloud, I order a pizza, and I consume the substances you don't find appealing, and I wear the same clothes the entire time without changing
Have you seen Crimes Of The Future?
I have not, but something from Cronenberg sounds right up my alley!