“We are taking action to ban an entity that collects huge swaths of information about US citizens without their consent, has a demonstrated history of not protecting that information once collected, and as such represents a significant national security risk.”

“Good, it’s about time someone did something about these credit reporting agencies.”

“Nope, not them.”

“Oh ok, so health insurers?”

“Nah.”

“Oh really. So like, the adtech industry and data brokers?”

“Negative.”

“Mmm I’m running out of ideas. Oh wait, you send ‘entity’ - so I’ve got it, it’s T-Mobile isn’t it?!”

“Nah, you suck at this game.”
@SecureOwl
Is it Tik Tok? Or another social media company?

@SecureOwl

If you get an offer for free credit reporting, ignore.

You are the product.