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Dot MaetrixThe Doctor: The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door, and believe me, they've tried.
Voice from outside: This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is a Type 40 TARDIS....
Michael Gemar@DotMaetrix @foone Nice click on one…
Stone Bear (has moved)@michaelgemar @DotMaetrix @foone nothing on two...
(this is *chefs-kiss*)
/brúno antúnɛs/
Peter Jakobs ⛵
Claudius@claudius
you gotta give it to the guy, he has become a meme with a very niche topic.
@michaelgemar @DotMaetrix @foone
you gotta give it to the guy, he has become a meme with a very niche topic.
@michaelgemar @DotMaetrix @foone
Momo
Raineer 
🦆@DotMaetrix The crossover we all deserve
Lockpick Extreme@DotMaetrix I can't find an IMDB entry for the Lockpicking Lawyer. This seems so unfair.
wen@LockEx @DotMaetrix He’s on youtube. Thought he’d run out of locks to pick by now but nah https://youtube.com/@lockpickinglawyer
@LockEx afaik his true identity is something of a closely guarded secret
Bornach@DotMaetrix @LockEx
But he does make the occasional appearance on other YouTube channels
https://youtu.be/b6jI9W1wERI
My current theory is he's related the This Old Tony, however the similarities to JerryRigEverything are undeniable
https://youtu.be/Eppsx71XW7I
Can THERMITE Actually Break a Lock? (w/ Lock Picking Lawyer)
mav 
I wonder if we could get him on something Dropout is doing.
We could talk Brendan into doing a D20 series. Would be hilarious to have one series where the player's faces never appear. D20: The Almost Podcast. That'd be _rad_
@DotMaetrix He is not as secretive in the locksport world, but his desire for privacy is respected. I still would love to see running cameos of LPL in tv and film like Hector.
@DotMaetrix @LockEx he's done one infosec con that I know of, @SAINTCON, a regional security conference in Provo, Utah. Say what you want about Utah (and there are many things you could say) but the people at saintcon are the absolute best. I remember LPL talking about the original pitch for him to come, something like:
LPL: Can you be reasonably sure people won't take photos & so on?
Troy: Reasonably, yes
LPL: How?
Troy: Ask nicely?
Petrichor ᚄᚔᚅᚐᚁᚆᚃᚒᚔᚂ@LockEx @DotMaetrix You should be looking for Lawpicking Locker
Dark Sage Torunka 
@DotMaetrix For some reason I heard this in the voice of the Mark 1 Emergency Medical Hologram.
Beata@DotMaetrix I can't stop giggling.
Tim@DotMaetrix “…and then I’m going to get the pick that Bosnian Bill and I made…”
Dario Landazuri@DotMaetrix Paging @charliejane ... I feel like you'd enjoy this.
don Elías (como los buses) 🥨@kuoirad @DotMaetrix @charliejane a few seconds later "in any case, that's all I have for you today"
The Doctor
antifa supersoldier
Skyr@DotMaetrix "...now we close it again just to make sure it's not a fluke..." 🤣
Made my day!
kianryan ☑️🐙🏳️🌈@DotMaetrix It's never a fluke, Amen.
Tufty Indigo 🪗@DotMaetrix Now we'll just get out this custom transdimensional biocoding tool that I designed with Dalek Bill...
Nafeon (Backup Account)@tuftyindigo @DotMaetrix ... And which you can get on spacetimeinstruments.com , but a normal picking set will do as well.
Marcin Juszkiewicz 🙃@DotMaetrix Type 40 TARDIS made by MasterLock?
gnate@hrw
The Master Lock is quite devious, but not present on the TARDIS (at least not on this one.)
@DotMaetrix
The Master Lock is quite devious, but not present on the TARDIS (at least not on this one.)
@DotMaetrix
Selkcip@DotMaetrix I forgot about Who and was initially imagining a normal medical doctor
@DotMaetrix this toot did spark a lot of joy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Cuprohastes@DotMaetrix @cstross
Click in one… nothing in two… reversed positron flow on three… Artron energy on four…
Click in one… nothing in two… reversed positron flow on three… Artron energy on four…
gizmomathboy, FC@DotMaetrix spouse thinks he has a voice that would be perfect for many audio books
I agree
It's like he's the Mr Rogers of lock picking
Marcos@DotMaetrix "I'll be using the sonic screwdriver that BosnianBill and I made..."
@DotMaetrix Now this, this is the kind of humor I can get behind.
MaybeMyMonkeys@DotMaetrix the key is a McGuffin. The Tardis decides who it lets in.
SweetAI Belle 
@DotMaetrix
This seems like how the Doctor ends up with the Lock Picking Lawyer as a companion...
This seems like how the Doctor ends up with the Lock Picking Lawyer as a companion...
Chris Fischer"Folks, the Time Lords have known about these vulnerabilities for recursive millennia, but despite this, the problem still exists on time capsules being sold today. This might stop a Dalek's multi-plunger but will not stop an experienced picker."
Octavia Con Amore 
Succubard's Library@DotMaetrix @sentientdolphin I'm sure the Doctor is at least glad that the next words aren't, "It can be opened with a Type 40 Tardis" 
Daniel Bohrer@DotMaetrix true, LPL is no Genghis Khan horde :)
InsertUser@DotMaetrix
The TARDIS would either let him in immediately for the fun of it or continually change the pins on the fly just to mess with him.
The TARDIS would either let him in immediately for the fun of it or continually change the pins on the fly just to mess with him.
⛈️ Information ⛈️@DotMaetrix McNallyOfficial's voice pipes up, "This is a Type-40 Tardis. We are going to open it with... A Type -40 Tardis."