The Doctor: The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door, and believe me, they've tried.

Voice from outside: This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is a Type 40 TARDIS....

@DotMaetrix I can't find an IMDB entry for the Lockpicking Lawyer. This seems so unfair.
@LockEx afaik his true identity is something of a closely guarded secret

@DotMaetrix @LockEx he's done one infosec con that I know of, @SAINTCON, a regional security conference in Provo, Utah. Say what you want about Utah (and there are many things you could say) but the people at saintcon are the absolute best. I remember LPL talking about the original pitch for him to come, something like:

LPL: Can you be reasonably sure people won't take photos & so on?
Troy: Reasonably, yes
LPL: How?
Troy: Ask nicely?