LRRR 
SPICE? THE DEVIL'S SEASONING? NO THANKS. I PREFER MY MIND CLOSED AND MY FUTURE OPAQUE.
MY FRIEND'S COUSIN KNEW A GUY WHO ATE A BUNCH OF SPICE AND TURNED INTO A GIANT WORM.
THIS MAY BE A LIE PERPETUATED BY THE GALAXY'S BIGGEST BUZZKILL, NANCY RAY GUN.
Deus Ex MacGuffin 
The Spice must flow! Have the Omicronians had any dealings with the clans of Arrakis? How do you get on with House Atreides?
@DXMacGuffin WE'RE NOT INVITED TO ANYTHING INVOLVING THE EMPIRE BECAUSE WE USE COMPUTERS INSTEAD OF WOO-WOO SPACE MAGIC. WE ALSO SENT A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF LIVESTOCK HAVING SEX, CAPTIONED "THIS YOU?" TO ALL THE GREAT HOUSES, AND THEY BLOCKED US ACROSS ALL CHANNELS. CAN YOU BELIEVE THE AUDACITY?
Nuncio Bitis 🏳️🌈 🇵🇸 🇺🇦@LRRRonEarth @DXMacGuffin
“Blocking you”
Why?
“You took pictures of me on my bad side”
What’s your good side? Cleveland?
“Blocking you”
Why?
“You took pictures of me on my bad side”
What’s your good side? Cleveland?
@Nuncio @DXMacGuffin AW, I ACTUALLY LIKE CLEVELAND.
Josh
Coyoty
Richard Cantzler@LRRRonEarth @DXMacGuffin to be fair, now he can't get those images out of his mind (do Mentats have an Incognito Mode??)
@LRRRonEarth @DXMacGuffin I mean in my defense, that one you labeled “enormous space cow” was in fact me.
Summer@LRRRonEarth @DXMacGuffin I heard the Citadel of Ricks is still waiting on your response to their fart-in-a-jar.
oh sweet space Jesus, an Omicronian fart in a jar has got to be some kind of war crime
Von Xylofon@LRRRonEarth Yeah, cumin does that to a man.