@stavvers Something like 40 years ago a science fiction magazine sponsored a poetry contest based on this format (with the added requirement that the second line had to be a person's name), and unfortunately for me, one of the winning submissions is permanently stuck in my head. Author unremembered, I wish I could credit them.
Higgledy-piggledy
Herr Werner Heisenberg
pleaded: Your Honor,
it just isn't fair.
That I was speeding is
Unascertainable,
Or, if it is, then I
Can't have been there.