tiddy rooseveltRight! Today's silly little clay project is making the mastodon elephant based on a little doodle I did of it that may or may not be right idk. So far so good
So far so good. Gotta wait for him to dry a bit before carrying on though
his hand is up like that because he's going to be holding a cocktail umbrella btw
fuckin love those little cocktail umbrellas
This guy is drying ok so should be able to do more tomorrow, and his cocktail parasols will be arriving so he can be fancy and sun safe
OK so the elephant now has legs and tusks but I could not get the balance right to make him stand so he's a lazy chap
Needs to dry then I can make him nice and smooth and shape him properly
I have been asked why I would want to make this and my question is why would I not, look how happey he is with his lil umbrella, c'mon now
I sanded him a bit and added some more clay to shape him and give him a little belly and, well..
Being handed the power to make things is just too much for one person*
*this person specifically
Edit: I have taken his pert rear away again to ruminate upon the possibility because I had a vision which I must admit did not involve ripe elephant peaches
My magnum opus, my masterwork... I dedicate this one to you, my community.
In my defence here, this was very funny
Little Mike 
JenJen 
Persephone
Chawarma
doombunny
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Nick@babe Fantastic!
johne
for a day, while . . . 🗽oh, little tusky
Charlotte
(Trunkington was given a very spiffy jumper by 
noodlejetski 
@babe he's great!
Liv Pouetrouchka@babe Oh Tiddy I "m in love with him/ her?🥰😂
lalalala sombra@babe You’ve done it and looks great!! 👏
Swift (will be at EMF)@babe I love him 💛
Ben from CDS@babe The solution to the old joke about how an elephant hides in custard.
William@babe so, uh, yellowcake?
plsburydoughboy (I/het/him)@babe You absolutely nailed it, buddy
Rylie Stargazer 🏳️⚧️@babe this is, indeed, quite funny. And quite well done, too, in both sculpture and photography (at least in the eyes of this layperson), which really elevates the humor. You are a fedi treasure. 😁
Grey@babe hard agree, that's great
Diligence Jones@babe
It's hilarious and I want one.
Perfect for #ThiccJunkInTheTrunkThursday
alarmed feet operative: kimothy siddon@babe LOOK AT THAT BOY LOOKING FABULOUS WITH HIS LIL UMBRELLA
The Tech Lord ⊕ `Lex Pendragon@babe That is going to become the GlitterKitten.co.uk mascot (or whatever the bottom left image in Mastodon is called), right?
TL Jordan@babe Excellent!
Pile Of Garbage@babe I wish I was as happy as that little Goober :3
Captain IMAX@babe what do the heads of the house opine? 
Louis Zader@babe bring back the butt.
Claudia Caesaris 🏳️⚧️🥚@babe some people just hate joy
Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻@babe hey lil guy
@babe Where should I send the check to? 😍👏
Hamish The PolarBear@babe You are getting good at this.
✨June✨@babe omg, I love him and his adorable umbrella
Tess, Joint Chief of Stiff@babe Everything should have a little cocktail umbrella.
If I had a packet of those I'd put them in every meal. Like an island of mash with a cocktail umbrella in it.
@babe They are the best umbrellas
@babe he looks like he's just finished showing me a magic trick and i love him
Heliograph@babe this is super cute 👏 ☺️
Rachel Lawson@babe he’s kinda cute!
Conny Duck
Joxean Koret (@matalaz)@ConnyDuck @babe I came here just to write this.
Tirial@ConnyDuck @babe Ceci n'est pas un penis
the gripe ibis@babe perfect ears, sublime
Brecht Savelkoul@babe This is the first time I'm engaging in CW nagging, but those photos could really do with an NSFW tag
Cats Who Draw 
@babe lewdest masto logo ever, I love it 