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Thanks to IP law and contract fuckery, literally every piece of Batman media has to include the credit "Batman created by Bob Kane".
Just once I want to see someone have the brass balls to immediately follow it with "Batman made interesting by Bill Finger".

For the past 3 weeks, I've been researching walk cycles of horses. It's a very complex animal, requiring a lot of finesse. Every small movement from the hooves to the sway of its tail needs precise attention to capture its grace and power accurately.

Anyway it's done.

Like, okay, I know this almost certainly didn't happen. But it's the funniest story in the entire history of the early Christian church. Just give us this.

You know what also almost certainly didn't happen? An early Christian bishop becoming immortal and recruiting a team of elves to make and distribute toys to children. We're already in fantasy territory, this is at least something people *claimed* happened.

Which means JK Simmons is playing the actual Anatolian bishop who mollywhopped Arius at the Council of Nicea for downplaying the importance of Jesus.*

Please, please, PLEASE let them include a flashback to that in the movie. I am begging you, Hollywood. We need this.

* allegedly

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Okay so there's this upcoming movie called Red One. JK Simmons plays Santa; he gets kidnapped and his people organize a team of ultimate badasses to rescue him. The Year Without a Santa Claus meets The Expendables, I guess?

Except... When they're briefing some guy who doesn't know Santa is real, they refer to him as "Saint Nicholas of Myra".

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Had a dream they announced a new Quake game but the announcement post on Twitter accidentally misspelled it as 'Quack' and everyone just replied with 'Quack' to the point where an hour later they cancelled the game.
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Fascists when you point out how fucking weird they are

The greatest thing to come out of Trump picking Vance is the normalization of calling conservatives weird, because *God* does it get under their skin.

The fΓΌrher-- sorry, *further* one is to the right, the more invested one is in the idea that they're the normal ones. Having that challenged winds them right the fuck up.

But also, fascists love it when their opponents are angry at them or afraid of them, but they can't handle it when they're laughing at them.