Tim
Hylke Bons π₯saying "I was wrong" in meetings: boring. puts the blame on you.
"I hallucinated": modern. shows you're using the latest tech. it's not your fault you're wrong.
I donβt have a SoundCoud, but send the maintainer of your favourite open source project a nice message!
Mathias
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Nikhil π§@realn2s @calisti @hbons @vivia
I would love to have the confidence of AI when presenting anything ππΎ
https://social.linux.pizza/@realestninja/111624250614587783
Nikhil π§ (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image i'm laughing so hard. "perfectly solved" ππππ #ai #rubikscube #chatgpt
@realestninja @calisti @hbons @vivia
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I must say THIS is what really makes me very afraid of AI. I'm not afraid that AI develops sentiment, becomes a "super intelligence" and takes over the world.
But that everybody and their brother use AI for everything. And subtle and not so subtle "errors" in the results are not detected and therefore end up in the decision.
Leading to in the "best case" unjust outcomes and in the worst case to catastrophic failure.
Actually I'm still not really afraid of the artificial intelligence but rather of the lack of intelligence when it is being applied.
I hope so much that this hype passes fast
rexum@hbons my bad, I hallucinated
Pablo Rrrrrrr@hbons Dang, the old family circus strip updated to βAI did it!β Huh.
Anka Adamczyk
Christof Damian ππ
Alex Willmer@hbons Computer Aided Halluciantion (CAH) has a nice ring to it
Do NOT Fear|πΊπΈπΊπ¦ππ¦ππ@hbons The latter response probably volunteers you to be drug tested in my industry hahaha
CΓ©cile Muller@hbons "As a large human model, I cannot fullfill your request"
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Felipe π
Bytebro π¬π§ πΊπ¦ π¬π±@hbons Hah! Reminds me of my lovely boss Fabio asking me, 'Keith, in the meetings, instead of saying "you're talking bollox", could you maybe try "sadly that seems not to be the case"'
I'm still employed there, so perhaps I took that on-board enough π
@bytebro must take your authentic self to work!
Ken Gidley@hbons may also get you scheduled for βrandomβ drug testing. π€£
Walt Baldwinfav was a guy who, after having his misinformation corrected, would always respond with, "yes, that's correct"
Rook@hbons "It seems I shifted that paradigm in an unintended direction."
snaeqe@hbons
In the next board meeting, I'mma be like "Pretend I am your only offspring, the one person you are the proudest of, and I finally asked for the raise you wanted to give me for ages to spoil me but had to wait for me to ask for it".
In the next board meeting, I'mma be like "Pretend I am your only offspring, the one person you are the proudest of, and I finally asked for the raise you wanted to give me for ages to spoil me but had to wait for me to ask for it".
Petar Benke π§@hbons Once I said "God spoke to me" π
ericjames* (they/it) 
@hbons the ultimate chaotic good is fucking with your coworkers
Robert Pickering@hbons
I'm doing this in my next meeting.
I'm doing this in my next meeting.
LambdaDuck@hbons reminds me of our choir conductor who will often accuse us of composing when we sing something different from what the sheet music says: βplease stop composing and sing whatβs written insteadβ
it does feel nicer to be accused of being a composer compared to being accused of doing something wrong, so i do appreciate the tactic
Maxence BERNARD βπ§@hbons I quite like "Sorry, I was drunk". Not to be used with everyone.
Lobaluna@hbons sometimes, these days look so sad and deceptive with this mind-frame
lerax@hbons actually the second case shows that you need to visit a psychiatrist ASAP.
llewelly
Jeff GriggBut responding with, "I want some of those mushrooms you've been on." seems to cause people to take offense. π’
SuperTwaddle@hbons Accidentally macrodosing... who can't relate?
ArniepixMaybe it's just me, but saying "I hallucinated" in a business meeting suggests you're dropping acid on company time.
Alex Trine@hbons a phrase "it's photoshopped" now transformed into "it's AI generated"