Crocodiles use many forms of camouflage for instance these "jazz hands" are used to lure musical theatre people to their doom
@ElleGray and I thought it was playing peek-a-boo.
@ElleGray do the crocodiles prefer the fan flavour of Sondheim or Gershwin? Gilbert and Sullivan fans would be attracted by period costumes, so Im pretty sure the crocs aren't interested in them.
@spmatich crocodiles prefer "chubby". I don't think they care much about your musical tastes lol.
@ElleGray I'm not convinced. I suspect Sondheim fans are quite cheesy. Whereas Gershwin fans might contain a few too many hard to swallow racial stereotypes for your more discerning crocodile.
@ElleGray Croc be like "Damn, this water is cold!"
@ElleGray @Ardvaark lies, it is preparing to fly
@ElleGray where's the eyes? Where is the eyes???
@ElleGray Darwin had issues with this.
@Kencf618033 he couldn't decide if this evolutionary change is a plus or minus
@ElleGray The only thing good about it is that it's happening to musical theatre people.
@ElleGray Nonsense. She is drying her nails, which she just painted. :)
@ElleGray Wahahahaha! Snorts coffee out her nose!
@ElleGray much maligned creatures but fascinating to watch. This one definitely in the moment
@ElleGray > what we use to say when working the inland waters. Don't FEED the Crocodiles ( or alligators ) coz later, if you fall in you just rang the dinner bell! 😮😬

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ALMOST got that great Musical Showman you all know and love Amos Moses

Now, Amos Moses was a Cajun
He lived by hisself in the swamp
He hunted alligator for living
He'd just knock them in the head with a stump
The Louisiana law gon' get you Amos
It ain't legal hunting alligator down in the swamp boy
Now everybody blamed his old man
For making him mean as a snake
When Amos Moses was a boy
His daddy would use him for alligator bait

This Crocodile also has a 24/7 APB out for Elton John

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"No, just passing thru Mick, see...nothin' up me sleeves"
@ElleGray who could resist crocodile jazz hands?
@ElleGray I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe
@mhucka lol I know. I keep picturing them being hypnotized by the jazz hands and just blindly walking into the water singing show tunes
@ElleGray
By the time I realized I was not hearing the sweet voice of Ben Vereen singing "Bye Bye Life", but mere inches away from death, it was almost too late.
That sneaky croc and his back up band hung their heads, crestfallen, as I realized my near demise and pulled back from their insidious plan.
@ElleGray Andrew Lloyd Webber needs to know about this.
@riggbeck sorry, he was the first victim
This is the visual representation of On Broadway by George Benson

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I've heard this tactic works the best along the Broadway.

Craig Ferguson Intro 8/7/09 Crocodile Puppet

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It's learning to do the butterfly stroke.