goaty goats (she)   
not many people know this but the "C" in USB-C stands for "cloaca" because it uses one port for everything
Dec 8, 2023 at 7:06pmWeb
Show threadgoaty goats (she)   May 7, 2024
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Show threadToy DragonDec 9, 2023
@goaty yeah i'll absorb this into my lore
Show threadStudio 8502 Dec 9, 2023
@goaty Paging @lowqualityfacts
Show threadmmu_manDec 9, 2023
@goaty I thought it was because it wasn't implemented in C++ and so had a total lack of class.
Show threadAndrewDec 9, 2023
@mmu_man @goaty it also lacks any memory safety
Show threadvriesk (Jan Srz)Dec 17, 2023
@cinebox @mmu_man @goaty no no, memory safety is stil possible, you just need to hold the plug in a corrosive liquid like saturated salt water solution, ferrous oxide will show up quite quickly.
Show threadMy camera shoots fascistsDec 9, 2023
@goaty
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Show thread🜏 Osric Ovcharka Dog 🜏Dec 9, 2023
@goaty

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Show threadDoridianDec 9, 2023
@goaty Oh I always thought it stood for "complicated" (at least that's the word I think of when I look at its wiring)
Show threadWaveDec 9, 2023
@goaty :(
Show threadCharles OuGuoDec 9, 2023
@goaty I hope you're proud of yourself (because this is a fantastic joke holy crap)
Show threadsocks (MOVED)Dec 9, 2023
@goaty this is now technology canon
Show thread~nDec 9, 2023
@goaty It’s the platypus of connectors - something that shouldn’t be, yet is.
Show threadJohn AllsoppDec 9, 2023
@goaty fewer still know about the A in usb-a.
Show threadnone gender with left politicsDec 9, 2023
@goaty I saw someone else make a similar joke a few days ago and. This is just gonna become a thing isn't it. https://linernotes.club/@dustin/111479919020316893
Waylon Jeggings (@[email protected])

Wife just described her laptop’s usb-c port as a cloaca

Liner Notes Club
Show threadgoaty goats (she)   Dec 9, 2023
@vikxin i mean, that's what it is!
Show threadnone gender with left politicsDec 9, 2023
@goaty I didn't disagree the first time either haha https://beach.city/@vikxin/111483276289656944
none gender with left politics (@[email protected])

@[email protected] @[email protected] This is weirdly accurate and I hate it

Beach City
Show threadGilles BonnetDec 9, 2023
@goaty this is controversial. Occam razor tends to prefer " it is the standard following th A and B standard
Show threadJernej Simončič �Dec 9, 2023
@goaty Just last week I was setting up some new laptops, and they had this:
Show threadlime!Dec 9, 2023
@jernej__s @goaty ah yes, the SSD port
Show threadnoëlle (encoded in AAC)Dec 9, 2023
@goaty delete your account?
Show threadgoaty goats (she)   Dec 9, 2023
@jannuary never ​
Show threadDreitDec 9, 2023
@goaty *facepaw*
Show threadriverDec 9, 2023
@goaty and may also not know that cloaca is Latin for sewer.
Show threadLight🐧⁂Dec 9, 2023
@goaty
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Show threadndmDec 9, 2023
@goaty Just thought you should know I genuinely hate this. Keep up the good work.
Show threadrat (mibioctet)Dec 9, 2023
@goaty 😠
Show threadXer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺🏳️‍⚧️Dec 9, 2023
@goaty I mean... it actually makes sense!
Show threadadamriceDec 9, 2023
@goaty Hey kids, it’s your new pal, the USBechidna!
Show threadDoug 🌈🇨🇦 Dec 10, 2023
@goaty
Egscuse me that's chicken shit.
Show threadgenerationXDec 11, 2023

@goaty summarizing all the knowledge and putting it together:

UnSecureBullshit-Cloaca

That sounds legit.

Show threadMachine Lord ZeroDec 11, 2023
@goaty universal serial bussy cloaca
Show threadRianqDec 11, 2023
@goaty I wish to drown my brain in bleach now to purge the memory of this
Show threadFoolishOwlMay 3, 2024
@goaty I'm a little unclear how it's an improvement to have a single form factor for cables with different functions.