LRRR 

OF ELON'S I.P. HOLDINGS, WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING WOULD BE THE MOST IRONIC ONE FOR HIM TO DIE FROM?

***EDITED AFTER 29 VOTES TO CHANGE OPTION 1 FROM "CRUSHED BY ROCKET DEBRIS" TO "ABANDONED ON MARS*** I WILL POST A CORRECTED RESULT FOR ANYONE WHO COMMENTS THAT THEY WOULD HAVE CHANGED THEIR VOTE. SORRY, SORRY! I WRITE ALL OF THESE OFF THE CUFF.

EDITED AGAIN TO NOTE THAT EDITING THE POLL OPTIONS RESETS THE POLL! FUCK, I'M BAD AT THIS.

ABANDONED ON MARS
23.8%
CYBERTRUCK CRASHES INTO HIM
38.1%
BLUDGEONED WITH TWITTER SINK
18.9%
FALLS IN HOLE
19.2%
Poll ended at .
Dec 6, 2023 at 3:47amWeb
Show threadLRRR Dec 13, 2023
HONESTLY, I THOUGHT "BLUDGEONED WITH SINK" OR "FALLS IN HOLE" WOULD HAVE BEEN CLOSE TO THE TOP.
Show threadartisanroxDec 13, 2023

@LRRRonEarth

cybertruck option would be most painful so that's why I chose it LOL

Show threadmivox is exhausted Dec 13, 2023
@artisanrox @LRRRonEarth I like the way you think.
Show threadartisanroxDec 13, 2023

@mivox @LRRRonEarth

🤣i guess i kinda ignored the actual wording of the poll and went GIMME THE MONEY SHOT

Show threadmivox is exhausted Dec 13, 2023
@artisanrox @LRRRonEarth I genuinely also think it’s the most likely, given the performance of Tesla’s self driving mode thus far. 😂
Show threadmivox is exhausted Dec 13, 2023
@LRRRonEarth I would’ve voted Cybertruck if I’d seen this before voting ended. 
Show threadLRRR Dec 13, 2023
@mivox I THINK FALLING IN A HOLE IS THE BEST. A MOMENT OFF SHEER TERROR FOLLOWED BY EXTREME PAIN AND DISFIGUREMENT, AND BEFORE HE DIES HE REMEMBERS HE OWNS THE BORING COMPANY AND SNICKERS TO HIMSELF BECAUSE HE THINKS THAT IT IS A VERY FUNNY NAME.
Show threadmivox is exhausted Dec 13, 2023
@LRRRonEarth OH GOD. I forgot all about the Boring Company! (fitting tho)
Show threadLRRR Dec 13, 2023
@mivox I JUST LIKE THE HEADLINE "MAN FALLS IN HOLE."
Show threadRichie EnamellerDec 6, 2023
@LRRRonEarth @mentallyalex c’mon, it’s got to be rocket debris!
Show threadLRRR Dec 6, 2023
@kroltanz @mentallyalex I REGRET NOT LISTING "ABANDONED ON MARS"
Show threadΩ 🌍 Gus PoseyDec 6, 2023
@LRRRonEarth Please modify my vote accordingly.
Show threadRichie EnamellerDec 6, 2023
@LRRRonEarth @mentallyalex oh, that would be good! I also like “spaced by his own crew on the way to Mars” 🚀🫸🧑‍🚀
Show threadPeachMcDDec 6, 2023

@LRRRonEarth @kroltanz @mentallyalex

🙆🏻‍♀️ what all these other guys said

Show threadjargonDec 6, 2023
@LRRRonEarth “Let that sink in.”
Show thread[David Nathanson has moved]Dec 6, 2023
@LRRRonEarth https://youtu.be/v5AW0V_ErOA?si=6BfGyYAnisWxqx3H
Manhole

YouTube
Show threadAphrodite (recharging)Dec 6, 2023

@LRRRonEarth

One can only what this timeline would have been like had Musk and Thiel died in that wreck twenty plus years ago.

Show threadPassengerDec 6, 2023

@LRRRonEarth

I'm voting "falls in hole" because it would mean that at last his bizarre digging project had *any* effect.

Show threadAlyson DeckerDec 6, 2023
@LRRRonEarth He’s the only billionaire with spaceships that hasn’t gone to space yet- so I’m skeptical he’ll go to Mars.
Show threadkeith shtumDec 6, 2023
@LRRRonEarth you forgot "incinerated by a flame thrower"
Show threadIzzyzzieDec 6, 2023
@LRRRonEarth I mean the cybertruck would be the most ironic, especially if it was on autopilot, but there's incredible comedy to be found in the idea of 'Elon Musk Falls In Hole, Dies'
Show threadLRRR Dec 6, 2023
@eternalwillow "MAN FALLS IN HOLE" WOULD BE MY FAVORITE HEADLINE OF THE FOUR.
Show threadknapjackDec 6, 2023
@LRRRonEarth @eternalwillow I feel like there's a "MAN POISONED BY GRIMES" type headline hiding out there somewhere.
Show threadcaitpDec 10, 2023
@LRRRonEarth hmm, is it a "full self driving" cybertruck freaking out after someone throws a baseball at the window?
Show threadLRRR Dec 10, 2023
@caitp I WOULD PROPOSE A TRANSFORMER TESLA THAT SQUISHES THE DRIVER AND PASSENGERS INTO SOME SORT OF SLURRY.
Show threadPiers CawleyDec 10, 2023
@LRRRonEarth @gizmomathboy Given his ambition to "die on Mars, but not on impact" I'd go with "When his failed Mars shot crashes back down to earth"
Show threadBig Jesus Trashcan☑️🏴Dec 13, 2023
@LRRRonEarth
I STILL SAY THAT WE NEED MORE FALLING IN HOLE