“People spend one-third of their lives asleep. What if employees could work during that time … in their dreams?”

The first sentence of this article is like a Black Mirror episode pitch that got immediately shitcanned because nobody wants to watch heavy-handed Marxist social critique based on an utterly implausible premise.

https://fortune.com/2023/11/30/lucid-dream-startup-prophetic-headset-prepare-meetings-while-sleeping/amp/

Lucid dream startup says engineers can write code in their sleep. Work may never be the same 

Prophetic is developing technology to induce lucid dreams, in which CEOs can practice for board meetings and architects can design buildings while asleep.

Fortune
Monetize penguins.
@ct_bergstrom Soon corporations will require all workers to have this ability added via CRISPR.
@ct_bergstrom I'm pretty sure Philip K. Dick wrote about this back in the 60s.
@mike @ct_bergstrom The idea was definitely in Neuromancer in the 80's at least
@roaminchemicals @ct_bergstrom The problem that, like so many sci-fi dystopies going back AT LEAST to Orwell, the are taken not as warnings but as suggestions.
@mike @ct_bergstrom I've wondered if that's why Gibson made the rich guy virtuous in Agency, maybe to try a positive model after years of people taking the wrong inspiration from his work
@ct_bergstrom
Between the Strokes Of Night
@ct_bergstrom this is the plot of the popular show Severance. It doesn’t go well.
@Sheril @ct_bergstrom That was my first thought too.

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“Prophetic’s product relies on research being conducted by the Donders Institute, a brain research center in the Netherlands. From the institute’s studies, Prophetic will determine what specific areas of the brain need to be targeted and with what frequency of ultrasound waves to induce lucid dreams. The company expects to get this data in spring 2024 and to begin shipping devices in spring 2025.”

Umm, so the research needed to actually make this do what they claim it will do has not even been conducted. They just have an aspirational timeline of the company “getting this data” and everything magically unfolding as they hope.

@gregeganSF @ct_bergstrom

The company’s name is Prophetic, so…

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Isn't this exactly the standard playbook to get a ton of investor money?
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@gregeganSF @ct_bergstrom They also seem to assume that if you look at what areas of the brain are active during a lucid dream, and then force those areas active, then you get a lucid dream. Isn't it slightly possible that's like pointing a space heater at a computer and saying, well it got hot so it must be doing lots of useful work?
@gregeganSF @ct_bergstrom This is some next-level techbro overpromising.

@ct_bergstrom Humm.

On the other hand, when I've previously tried to bill the hours I'm sleeping and waking with the answers figured out they've refused.

Maybe I can finally bill for those naps?

@ct_bergstrom My 1st thought was of Havana Syndrome patients. I wonder what their thoughts are on a tool that does something like this into people's brains. Last I checked, scientists weren't all that certain repeated or long term exposure of ultrasound on organs in abdomens was safe. That it in fact, might be dangerous. But, let's voluntarily do it to our brains in targeted ways? Ay yi yi.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7199630/

Review of Audiovestibular Symptoms Following Exposure to Acoustic and Electromagnetic Energy Outside Conventional Human Hearing

Objective: We aim to examine the existing literature on, and identify knowledge gaps in, the study of adverse animal and human audiovestibular effects from exposure to acoustic or electromagnetic waves that are outside of conventional human hearing.Design/Setting/Participants: ...

PubMed Central (PMC)
@ct_bergstrom I desperately scrolled through this looking for one, just one sentence, by someone hinting at how much of an ethical nightmare this is. I don't know what I expected.

@ct_bergstrom a good start to give the matter a twist

Jonathan Crary

"24/7: Late Capitalism and the Ends of Sleep"

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/16284965-24-7

24/7: Late Capitalism and the Ends of Sleep

24/7: Late Capitalism and the Ends of Sleep  explores s…

Goodreads
@rb3n great link. Reading this on my phone in bed.
@ct_bergstrom As Scalzi said in "Starter Villain" - "Your testicles as a service!"
@ct_bergstrom @cstross It sounds like one of the Tech Bro pitches in @scalzi’s Starter Villain
@rebelrebel62 @ct_bergstrom @scalzi I'm half certain that "pitch or pitch" is a real thing somewhere ...

@ct_bergstrom @cstross “engineers writing code in their sleep hashtag grindset” isn’t even a plausible dystopian sci-fi scenario.

More plausible would be: new startup promises to use your sleeping brain capacity for pattern-matching tasks, offering passive income in return. With falling real wages, people get hooked on it. Reports of info leaking are dismissed. Then the task load changes from, say, classifying fruit to moderating atrocity footage, causing an epidemic of psychological breakdown.

Neurocrypto by Marc A. Criley

Flickering LEDs on the ranks of coffin-sized boxes softly illuminated the vast warehouse. “We tell them Neurocrypto utilizes the idle ninety percent of their brain–so no side effects.” “I tho…

@acb @ct_bergstrom @cstross I already do marking in my sleep, and then I wake up and realise it didn't make any sense for that assignment and anyway nearly all the marks are already in.
@acb @ct_bergstrom @cstross The dystopian horror almost writes itself. I could imagine lobbying to lower the legal minimum age for this "safe" type of work, so then you've got kids going through this.
Then you introduce product placement to extract more value from people. Now people are waking up with unsettling images in their heads, but they really crave a Coke.
Political advertising would follow, whole swaths of population violently opposed to the other party, though unable to articulate why (like now, but more).
This is the exact type of privatized profit and socialized cost model that makes it believable that it could actually happen, and the potential consequences are all to familiar.
@acb @ct_bergstrom @cstross Thank you for the Cronenbergian nightmare fuel
@acb @ct_bergstrom @cstross This seems not far from the plot of “Severance”…
@acb @ct_bergstrom @cstross thank you! I am totally stealing this concept, whole enchilada, for a corporate horror TTRPG adventure.
@acb @ct_bergstrom @cstross With a CEO saying supervillain things like this, we won't even have to wait for the HBO adaptation!
@ct_bergstrom ChatGPT never sleeps. Speak to Debbie in HR. She has your packet.
@ct_bergstrom Imagine a world where you can never leave the office, even in your sleep. Sounds like a nightmare to me.
@ct_bergstrom isn't this the plot of Inventing Anna?
@ct_bergstrom Amazon drivers will soon be required to pee in bottles… in their dreams.
@ct_bergstrom that code should be fun to review 🙃
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Perfect for writers. I mean what is a dream but a subconsciously written piece of creative work. And nightmares, well the horror genre is huge.

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We are now some steps away from really becoming the ‘Ever Ready’ batteries of Matrix & AI becoming the SkyNet. Yes, it’s a long way now but it looks like we are taking some dangerous first steps down that road. Good luck future ‘Humans’.

@ct_bergstrom Change it from "what if engineers could work [...]" to "what if engineers only had to work while they sleep" and I'll let them ruin my brain for a while

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I solve problems while asleep often enough to not be surprised. Unconscious, sub-conscious mind is still the mind.

@ct_bergstrom I'm already a semi-lucid dreamer (some awareness and control in the dream, but not complete). Does this mean I could hack their system and add arbitrary code to their stuff?
@ct_bergstrom it's that one dresden kodak, dream job. or paprika I guess

@ct_bergstrom @PamW

So, if I oversleep in the morning, I would be collecting overtime pay as well?

@ct_bergstrom Almost certainly inspired by the Rick & Morty “Night Family “ episode.

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"[...] Did you ever have a job that you hated? Worked really hard at? A long, hard day at work, finally you get to go home, get in bed, close your eyes, and immediately you wake up and realize that the whole day at work had been a dream? It's bad enough that you sell your waking life for ... for minimum wage, but now they get your dreams for free."

– Waking Life (movie by Richard Linklater)

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I once met some people who were intentionally trying to do this to themselves. It should probably not surprise anyone that they were LessWrongers.

@ct_bergstrom What if people worked for several hours throughout their sleep and woke up not remembering it? No need to pay them then. It's free real estate. /s